Roy Wood Jr.

And there's like 50 nuclear missiles rising up on the horizon to end civilization. Wow. That's my Gmail outbox at the end of Christmas. I've preset all these emails. I was typing emails on the Christmas night. My brain doesn't turn off. But out of respect to you, I set it to go out Jan 6th. I wish I could do that with text messages. I'm all for circling back because here's the thing.

You're not going to hide from me. You're not going to avoid me. I am as imminent and inevitable as the sunrise. So if you think that ignoring me or slowing your replies is going to change this issue, it's not. I'm going to be right here. And I want you to know that. And so one email turns into two. There's an issue right now with the charity.

You're not going to hide from me. You're not going to avoid me. I am as imminent and inevitable as the sunrise. So if you think that ignoring me or slowing your replies is going to change this issue, it's not. I'm going to be right here. And I want you to know that. And so one email turns into two. There's an issue right now with the charity.

You're not going to hide from me. You're not going to avoid me. I am as imminent and inevitable as the sunrise. So if you think that ignoring me or slowing your replies is going to change this issue, it's not. I'm going to be right here. And I want you to know that. And so one email turns into two. There's an issue right now with the charity.

I'm not going to say the state that was supposed to donate some money in my name to a cause and they have not. And it's been four months. I'm not fucking around. You have until Wednesday. So I sent that fucking judgment day missile up. And lo and behold, got an email back. I'm not going to read you the email I sent them, but I'm going to read you back the email that they sent me.

I'm not going to say the state that was supposed to donate some money in my name to a cause and they have not. And it's been four months. I'm not fucking around. You have until Wednesday. So I sent that fucking judgment day missile up. And lo and behold, got an email back. I'm not going to read you the email I sent them, but I'm going to read you back the email that they sent me.

I'm not going to say the state that was supposed to donate some money in my name to a cause and they have not. And it's been four months. I'm not fucking around. You have until Wednesday. So I sent that fucking judgment day missile up. And lo and behold, got an email back. I'm not going to read you the email I sent them, but I'm going to read you back the email that they sent me.

They said, hey, I apologize for this oversight. I thought it was taken care of in November, but there was an issue with our system. We screwed this up. I'm grateful that you pointed this out so that we could correct it. That's some good quality ass kissing right there. Thank you for showing me that I'm a fuck up so that I can correct being a fuck up. That's respect. That's what a circle back.

They said, hey, I apologize for this oversight. I thought it was taken care of in November, but there was an issue with our system. We screwed this up. I'm grateful that you pointed this out so that we could correct it. That's some good quality ass kissing right there. Thank you for showing me that I'm a fuck up so that I can correct being a fuck up. That's respect. That's what a circle back.

They said, hey, I apologize for this oversight. I thought it was taken care of in November, but there was an issue with our system. We screwed this up. I'm grateful that you pointed this out so that we could correct it. That's some good quality ass kissing right there. Thank you for showing me that I'm a fuck up so that I can correct being a fuck up. That's respect. That's what a circle back.

That's what a nice stern circle back email gets you.

That's what a nice stern circle back email gets you.

That's what a nice stern circle back email gets you.

Oh, had it. Had it. Why does every commercial have to have a fucking dude bro voice? Do you need dude bro voice to sell everything to men? I'm a man. Just tell me to take a bath. I'll buy Old Spice. Just like every commercial is just a man and this one and I wear their underwear. So this isn't hating the loop trading company underwear for a man. You can just say draws like they've sold.

Oh, had it. Had it. Why does every commercial have to have a fucking dude bro voice? Do you need dude bro voice to sell everything to men? I'm a man. Just tell me to take a bath. I'll buy Old Spice. Just like every commercial is just a man and this one and I wear their underwear. So this isn't hating the loop trading company underwear for a man. You can just say draws like they've sold.

Oh, had it. Had it. Why does every commercial have to have a fucking dude bro voice? Do you need dude bro voice to sell everything to men? I'm a man. Just tell me to take a bath. I'll buy Old Spice. Just like every commercial is just a man and this one and I wear their underwear. So this isn't hating the loop trading company underwear for a man. You can just say draws like they've sold.

Haynes has sold draws to men for years. They had Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley back in the olden days selling t-shirts. I don't, you don't have to do Mike Todd lemonade and you're drinking lemonade and you're a man. It's like, hey man, it's okay. Like the Old Spice commercials. I love the Old Spice commercials, but I wish that there was a tweak.

Haynes has sold draws to men for years. They had Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley back in the olden days selling t-shirts. I don't, you don't have to do Mike Todd lemonade and you're drinking lemonade and you're a man. It's like, hey man, it's okay. Like the Old Spice commercials. I love the Old Spice commercials, but I wish that there was a tweak.

Haynes has sold draws to men for years. They had Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley back in the olden days selling t-shirts. I don't, you don't have to do Mike Todd lemonade and you're drinking lemonade and you're a man. It's like, hey man, it's okay. Like the Old Spice commercials. I love the Old Spice commercials, but I wish that there was a tweak.

If there was a tweak I would make to the commercials. Like, you know the ones I'm talking about. It's Dion Cole and Gabrielle Dennis. Yes. And every Old Spice commercial is the woman that's, I took your shit. And then the man turns to the camera, why'd you take my shit? I wanted to take a bath. Why, as a man, are they selling me body wash under the premise that women are annoying?