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Roy Wood Jr.

πŸ‘€ Speaker
3542 total appearances

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I've Had It
Two Uglies Make Beauty

If there was a tweak I would make to the commercials. Like, you know the ones I'm talking about. It's Dion Cole and Gabrielle Dennis. Yes. And every Old Spice commercial is the woman that's, I took your shit. And then the man turns to the camera, why'd you take my shit? I wanted to take a bath. Why, as a man, are they selling me body wash under the premise that women are annoying?

I've Had It
Two Uglies Make Beauty

If there was a tweak I would make to the commercials. Like, you know the ones I'm talking about. It's Dion Cole and Gabrielle Dennis. Yes. And every Old Spice commercial is the woman that's, I took your shit. And then the man turns to the camera, why'd you take my shit? I wanted to take a bath. Why, as a man, are they selling me body wash under the premise that women are annoying?

I've Had It
Two Uglies Make Beauty

Flip it, because they're in a happy marriage, as far as I can tell. You could flip it, and you could have the woman just come in and go, hey, babe, I love you. Thanks for being a man and supporting and providing and putting a roof over me and the kids' heads and loving us so much. Here's some Old Spice. I'm going to fuck you when you get out the tub.

I've Had It
Two Uglies Make Beauty

Flip it, because they're in a happy marriage, as far as I can tell. You could flip it, and you could have the woman just come in and go, hey, babe, I love you. Thanks for being a man and supporting and providing and putting a roof over me and the kids' heads and loving us so much. Here's some Old Spice. I'm going to fuck you when you get out the tub.

I've Had It
Two Uglies Make Beauty

Flip it, because they're in a happy marriage, as far as I can tell. You could flip it, and you could have the woman just come in and go, hey, babe, I love you. Thanks for being a man and supporting and providing and putting a roof over me and the kids' heads and loving us so much. Here's some Old Spice. I'm going to fuck you when you get out the tub.

I've Had It
Two Uglies Make Beauty

And then Deon Cole turns to the camera and goes, see, if you'd be a man, your woman would take care of you the way she'd take care of me, and you'd have some Old Spice. But you at the house musty, motherfucker. That would be just as great of a commercial and it's framed under the structure of a healthy relationship and not two people arguing. Like the bath is his escape.

I've Had It
Two Uglies Make Beauty

And then Deon Cole turns to the camera and goes, see, if you'd be a man, your woman would take care of you the way she'd take care of me, and you'd have some Old Spice. But you at the house musty, motherfucker. That would be just as great of a commercial and it's framed under the structure of a healthy relationship and not two people arguing. Like the bath is his escape.

I've Had It
Two Uglies Make Beauty

And then Deon Cole turns to the camera and goes, see, if you'd be a man, your woman would take care of you the way she'd take care of me, and you'd have some Old Spice. But you at the house musty, motherfucker. That would be just as great of a commercial and it's framed under the structure of a healthy relationship and not two people arguing. Like the bath is his escape.

I've Had It
Two Uglies Make Beauty

She should be in the tub with him, but you can't do that because God forbid some religious group get outraged at two black people butt naked in a tub enjoying Old Spice. I don't know. It's just, you must be a man or you must be mad at woman. This is a Ford truck. Look at the engine drop down in that Ford. Did you a man drive your truck next to horses out in the wilderness?

I've Had It
Two Uglies Make Beauty

She should be in the tub with him, but you can't do that because God forbid some religious group get outraged at two black people butt naked in a tub enjoying Old Spice. I don't know. It's just, you must be a man or you must be mad at woman. This is a Ford truck. Look at the engine drop down in that Ford. Did you a man drive your truck next to horses out in the wilderness?

I've Had It
Two Uglies Make Beauty

She should be in the tub with him, but you can't do that because God forbid some religious group get outraged at two black people butt naked in a tub enjoying Old Spice. I don't know. It's just, you must be a man or you must be mad at woman. This is a Ford truck. Look at the engine drop down in that Ford. Did you a man drive your truck next to horses out in the wilderness?

I've Had It
Two Uglies Make Beauty

Where the fuck are you going? It's just horses.

I've Had It
Two Uglies Make Beauty

Where the fuck are you going? It's just horses.

I've Had It
Two Uglies Make Beauty

Where the fuck are you going? It's just horses.

I've Had It
Two Uglies Make Beauty

Too many people hit Herschel Walker. Heard that brother talk. That is first of all, let me make sure I get this right. You're saying the word Herschel Walker, but he is United States ambassador to the Bahamas. Correct. Herschel Walker. Now, the second question is to get Herschel Walker to find the Bahamas on a map. Like this map that's behind me.

I've Had It
Two Uglies Make Beauty

Too many people hit Herschel Walker. Heard that brother talk. That is first of all, let me make sure I get this right. You're saying the word Herschel Walker, but he is United States ambassador to the Bahamas. Correct. Herschel Walker. Now, the second question is to get Herschel Walker to find the Bahamas on a map. Like this map that's behind me.

I've Had It
Two Uglies Make Beauty

Too many people hit Herschel Walker. Heard that brother talk. That is first of all, let me make sure I get this right. You're saying the word Herschel Walker, but he is United States ambassador to the Bahamas. Correct. Herschel Walker. Now, the second question is to get Herschel Walker to find the Bahamas on a map. Like this map that's behind me.

I've Had It
Two Uglies Make Beauty

For the people who are just listening, there's a map behind me. You should put Herschel Walker in front of this map of the world and then just go point to the Bahamas and you can have the job. And I guarantee you Herschel Walker would point to the Philippines.

I've Had It
Two Uglies Make Beauty

For the people who are just listening, there's a map behind me. You should put Herschel Walker in front of this map of the world and then just go point to the Bahamas and you can have the job. And I guarantee you Herschel Walker would point to the Philippines.

I've Had It
Two Uglies Make Beauty

For the people who are just listening, there's a map behind me. You should put Herschel Walker in front of this map of the world and then just go point to the Bahamas and you can have the job. And I guarantee you Herschel Walker would point to the Philippines.