Rudy Povich

Was he ever on the cover of Costco?

It would come full circle.

Yeah.

Ranger Rick, he was in the whole realm of Highlights.

That was the kids' magazine, talked about nature and stuff.

That's what you're talking about, Highlights?

Yeah.

He actually hid it behind so nobody would see it.

He was like, did you see that cigar aficionado with Bill Clinton on the cover?

Elaine's Christmas card.

Seinfeld sticking it under the mattress.

I don't know when you guys went to Vegas for the first time, but I went, I was 21, which was 2001.

So there's still not a lot of porn on the internet that I'm allowed to watch yet.

You can't afford the internet at that age.

But I took a lap at like maybe 11 p.m.

I went 100.

side of the strip and then up and down and just collected the little pamphlets that the Mexican dudes are slapping and they give you for the, and just stuck them in my bag and that's what I jerked off to for about six months.

Jesus Christ.

Because I couldn't afford a magazine.

Yeah, I shoplifted a Beckett, and I tell you, those things were worth a lot.