Russell Crowe

And they're absolute, you know, because they eat anything and everything.

I used to have a big family of what we call bush turkeys living behind the house.

And they're still there.

but they used to just proudly walk around you know and and it was fun you're going through the bush and then suddenly there's a road full of bush turkeys it's great you know but uh now the population is right down and they're totally ninja now you know you don't see them very often when you do they're like very suspicious they're checking you out you know this is being hunted 24 7 foxes man yeah you also have a large feral cat problem right

Gigantic.

Gigantic.

The one and only cat that I let my mother have at the farm.

This is way back, man.

I was training for Cinderella Men.

And, you know, they sent me this group of boxers, Olympic guys and stuff like that.

And every single one of them can smash the piss out of me in the ring.

So I've got to smash the piss out of them in other areas.

So I train them until they drop, you know, getting them on bicycles and taking them to the bush, you know, and things like that just to sort of like keep the balance, you know.

Right.

And this one particular day, and I had it in my mind that I was just going to absolutely smash them.

I was going to get into this situation because it's one road, you know.

And I was just going to get so far in front of them, psychologically damage them, you know.

How devious.

I just had a conversation with my mom.

And she was like, oh, darling, you know, I'd really love to have a cat.