Russell Howard

A zoo.

And she's like, why was that?

And she went, well, one of the animals, one of the elephants was sick.

okay and so the other one like and she was like well we didn't want him to be lonely so it's so bleak so then that became this whole thing of like you know you should never work for social services do you know what I mean never never never work a suicide hotline but the point is it kind of I love it when you can make something that's happened organically then I mean it has to become part of the show so

But, you know, I bet you it's the same with loads of people where we all kind of drift off. And then I'm fortunate that I get into this, you know, place where I can just, like, even the other day, we're on holiday in Australia, which is a brilliant country. And obviously, we've got my son with me. And there was lots of pregnant women and their partners there doing the kind of baby moon thing.

But, you know, I bet you it's the same with loads of people where we all kind of drift off. And then I'm fortunate that I get into this, you know, place where I can just, like, even the other day, we're on holiday in Australia, which is a brilliant country. And obviously, we've got my son with me. And there was lots of pregnant women and their partners there doing the kind of baby moon thing.

But, you know, I bet you it's the same with loads of people where we all kind of drift off. And then I'm fortunate that I get into this, you know, place where I can just, like, even the other day, we're on holiday in Australia, which is a brilliant country. And obviously, we've got my son with me. And there was lots of pregnant women and their partners there doing the kind of baby moon thing.

the whole kind of evening was interlinked with this kind of sort of knowledge of, you know, of how they dealt with problems.

I don't know if you have that. Yeah, I've been on one. The sort of last holiday, yeah, really good fun. And I was thinking, sort of in my head going, because if you were at an adult-only resort and you were pregnant, but you gave birth...

I don't know if you have that. Yeah, I've been on one. The sort of last holiday, yeah, really good fun. And I was thinking, sort of in my head going, because if you were at an adult-only resort and you were pregnant, but you gave birth...

I don't know if you have that. Yeah, I've been on one. The sort of last holiday, yeah, really good fun. And I was thinking, sort of in my head going, because if you were at an adult-only resort and you were pregnant, but you gave birth...

But I don't, I love improvising within my own head and kind of trying to

kind of create a bit of magic but I just don't I'm not into that whole kind of you know slamming people I don't have if somebody heckles me fine that's one thing but I don't kind of go looking for the front row you know what I mean weirdly I went to see a comedian

like would you still be allowed to stay like do you know what i mean depends on what kind of adults only uh well yeah it wasn't it wasn't a swinging thing but i'm sort of like but you know when like kids aren't welcome i was just and in my head i just started like laughing at the image of that holiday's over yeah but that's what i mean of like it's a boy get out what

like would you still be allowed to stay like do you know what i mean depends on what kind of adults only uh well yeah it wasn't it wasn't a swinging thing but i'm sort of like but you know when like kids aren't welcome i was just and in my head i just started like laughing at the image of that holiday's over yeah but that's what i mean of like it's a boy get out what

like would you still be allowed to stay like do you know what i mean depends on what kind of adults only uh well yeah it wasn't it wasn't a swinging thing but i'm sort of like but you know when like kids aren't welcome i was just and in my head i just started like laughing at the image of that holiday's over yeah but that's what i mean of like it's a boy get out what

And my PA, Andy, booked me the tickets.

And she's lovely, but she kind of got me them.

It was like the third row, right in the middle.

They're going to point it out.