Russell Howard

That was terrific.

Thank you, Sam.

You're very welcome.

Could you do me a favour and tell them that they have to do the washing up because they failed the... Did you lose?

You've let me down.

Yeah.

Oh, there you go.

That works out well.

Thanks, Sam.

That was amazing.

There you go.

So you're going to wash up, which means we get to sign off.

I'm Matthew Horne.

I've had a smashing time and this is my co-host.

You name it, I'll lick it.

So for me, it's like watching one of my cousins go in. Like, fuck, see? Just, I mean, we're trying to get it up him and then they're fucking defending like that. Fuck me sideways. Anyways, nice to meet you. He's not exactly, his mom is basically Ian Holloway in a wig.

So for me, it's like watching one of my cousins go in. Like, fuck, see? Just, I mean, we're trying to get it up him and then they're fucking defending like that. Fuck me sideways. Anyways, nice to meet you. He's not exactly, his mom is basically Ian Holloway in a wig.

So for me, it's like watching one of my cousins go in. Like, fuck, see? Just, I mean, we're trying to get it up him and then they're fucking defending like that. Fuck me sideways. Anyways, nice to meet you. He's not exactly, his mom is basically Ian Holloway in a wig.

And John, John was at the top of the stairs looking at me and went, oh my God, it's all true.

And John, John was at the top of the stairs looking at me and went, oh my God, it's all true.