Russell Howard

like even in the special that that is true that line of you know it was in the paper that somebody said that i was obsessed with the idea of running a gym but only for grannies so it's just kind of yeah things i say on podcasts sometimes end up in the press so it's pretty wild well we can only hope yeah

I think, you know, you've got to do seven minutes. They have lawyers who check your jokes, all very kind of regimented. And I think he went on and did 15 minutes. And obviously, this was before the, you know, the stories about, no, no, the stories that came out about Bill Cosby, because he kept saying, I could have been.

I think, you know, you've got to do seven minutes. They have lawyers who check your jokes, all very kind of regimented. And I think he went on and did 15 minutes. And obviously, this was before the, you know, the stories about, no, no, the stories that came out about Bill Cosby, because he kept saying, I could have been.

I think, you know, you've got to do seven minutes. They have lawyers who check your jokes, all very kind of regimented. And I think he went on and did 15 minutes. And obviously, this was before the, you know, the stories about, no, no, the stories that came out about Bill Cosby, because he kept saying, I could have been.

Oh, that'd be amazing.

the next Bill Cosby but you lot had to fucking play God and it's just this utterly bewildered Canadian audience but it's pretty legendary it's worth a spin if you want to see a great comedian going down in flames then I would recommend it

the next Bill Cosby but you lot had to fucking play God and it's just this utterly bewildered Canadian audience but it's pretty legendary it's worth a spin if you want to see a great comedian going down in flames then I would recommend it

the next Bill Cosby but you lot had to fucking play God and it's just this utterly bewildered Canadian audience but it's pretty legendary it's worth a spin if you want to see a great comedian going down in flames then I would recommend it

Yes.

And so fascinating.

It must go against everything that you think of of British people.

Yeah, it's funny, isn't it?

Like America, it's so lovely to come to America because you sort of regard us as like these...

regal noble beasts and yet it's because we're far away from you we're close we're close to europe and they know the truth about us the truth is that we have a dating show for people who don't know what naked attraction is where the people meet naked and um you have like five women or five men behind

Well, basically there's a big magazine called Heat over here, which is like a sort of a showbiz mag. And I was voted the, yeah, the weird crush. So the person that I guess women and some men fancied but felt terrible about. So it's kind of, it says a lot about kind of like male ego that I was kind of delighted with.

Well, basically there's a big magazine called Heat over here, which is like a sort of a showbiz mag. And I was voted the, yeah, the weird crush. So the person that I guess women and some men fancied but felt terrible about. So it's kind of, it says a lot about kind of like male ego that I was kind of delighted with.

Well, basically there's a big magazine called Heat over here, which is like a sort of a showbiz mag. And I was voted the, yeah, the weird crush. So the person that I guess women and some men fancied but felt terrible about. So it's kind of, it says a lot about kind of like male ego that I was kind of delighted with.

five kind of capsules and um you sort of gradually you know you you lift it up you start from the pelvis so you'll just you know you will you'll just see the the cock or vagina of the uh of your potential you know a fiance yeah

But like, like as in, like, I just can't imagine a world in which like, like people going off, is there a girl you fancy, but you'd feel fucking awful for admitting it. So you know what I mean? That's the thing that would be, but that would be, that would make the press like if people were saying that they, so yeah, I was kind of, I was, uh, essentially the nation's pity fuck.

But like, like as in, like, I just can't imagine a world in which like, like people going off, is there a girl you fancy, but you'd feel fucking awful for admitting it. So you know what I mean? That's the thing that would be, but that would be, that would make the press like if people were saying that they, so yeah, I was kind of, I was, uh, essentially the nation's pity fuck.