Russell Howard

But like, like as in, like, I just can't imagine a world in which like, like people going off, is there a girl you fancy, but you'd feel fucking awful for admitting it. So you know what I mean? That's the thing that would be, but that would be, that would make the press like if people were saying that they, so yeah, I was kind of, I was, uh, essentially the nation's pity fuck.

And they literally kind of talk about their bits like... Very clinically.

Clinically, but like in the same way you might talk about like buying veg at a supermarket.

That's kind of what I was.

That's kind of what I was.

That's kind of what I was.

It's so kind of like... And I think one of the famous lines is, are you a muff man?

yeah yeah so it's kind of like it's kind of weird really because I would describe myself as a famous comedian rather than a celebrity you know and it's kind of so I've never really been to kind of red carpets or anything like that I've been to you know I went to my sister's my sister did a premiere for a film once and I went to the in-betweeners film but aside from that it's just not my thing I don't really sort of so I've never looked in that kind of world of showbiz but

yeah yeah so it's kind of like it's kind of weird really because I would describe myself as a famous comedian rather than a celebrity you know and it's kind of so I've never really been to kind of red carpets or anything like that I've been to you know I went to my sister's my sister did a premiere for a film once and I went to the in-betweeners film but aside from that it's just not my thing I don't really sort of so I've never looked in that kind of world of showbiz but

yeah yeah so it's kind of like it's kind of weird really because I would describe myself as a famous comedian rather than a celebrity you know and it's kind of so I've never really been to kind of red carpets or anything like that I've been to you know I went to my sister's my sister did a premiere for a film once and I went to the in-betweeners film but aside from that it's just not my thing I don't really sort of so I've never looked in that kind of world of showbiz but

And this guy goes, well, you know, I don't mind.

However she wants to do it is fine.

So it's kind of weirdly... It's like a cross between a porn film and like a Wallace and Gromit episode.

Do you know what I mean?

There's kind of a lot going on.

But yeah, it's... I don't know anyone who's been on it, but it's a really good question because presumably...

They know people.

But I've been on TV for like 20 odd years and, you know, done arenas. People know you. Yeah, yeah, exactly. So it's kind of, so when I do, yeah, when I kind of do press, then sometimes it kind of like my, during COVID, we were supposed to be going on my brother's stag to, you call it a bachelor party. Yeah, yeah. But obviously we couldn't.

But I've been on TV for like 20 odd years and, you know, done arenas. People know you. Yeah, yeah, exactly. So it's kind of, so when I do, yeah, when I kind of do press, then sometimes it kind of like my, during COVID, we were supposed to be going on my brother's stag to, you call it a bachelor party. Yeah, yeah. But obviously we couldn't.

But I've been on TV for like 20 odd years and, you know, done arenas. People know you. Yeah, yeah, exactly. So it's kind of, so when I do, yeah, when I kind of do press, then sometimes it kind of like my, during COVID, we were supposed to be going on my brother's stag to, you call it a bachelor party. Yeah, yeah. But obviously we couldn't.