Russell Peters

You got to do Singapore Airlines. Singapore. Singapore Airlines A380 first class suites. Fuck, it was the best. Best. Listen, I'm an Emirates guy, but that Singapore Airlines one kind of, as far as I was concerned, kind of beat Emirates on that one. It's the best of the best, right? It's so good.

And if you get, say you and Christina get the rooms side by side, the wall comes down and it becomes one big bed. And you got this giant room, like about the size of this. And then you can just bang in the sky? You can bang in the sky if you're still doing that to each other. And look at that. See, that's when they got the double set up there. And I like that he's fully clothed.

And if you get, say you and Christina get the rooms side by side, the wall comes down and it becomes one big bed. And you got this giant room, like about the size of this. And then you can just bang in the sky? You can bang in the sky if you're still doing that to each other. And look at that. See, that's when they got the double set up there. And I like that he's fully clothed.

And if you get, say you and Christina get the rooms side by side, the wall comes down and it becomes one big bed. And you got this giant room, like about the size of this. And then you can just bang in the sky? You can bang in the sky if you're still doing that to each other. And look at that. See, that's when they got the double set up there. And I like that he's fully clothed.

They're like, this is how we enjoy our flight. I don't know why. He should have been wearing the pajamas. They give you pajamas on board. Pajamas are nice. Pajamas are nice. It's a real experience. Oh, yeah. I take my underwear. I free ball that whole flight, too. Why let my balls get sweaty in my own underwear? No, just let them out. Yeah. Let them out, dude.

They're like, this is how we enjoy our flight. I don't know why. He should have been wearing the pajamas. They give you pajamas on board. Pajamas are nice. Pajamas are nice. It's a real experience. Oh, yeah. I take my underwear. I free ball that whole flight, too. Why let my balls get sweaty in my own underwear? No, just let them out. Yeah. Let them out, dude.

They're like, this is how we enjoy our flight. I don't know why. He should have been wearing the pajamas. They give you pajamas on board. Pajamas are nice. Pajamas are nice. It's a real experience. Oh, yeah. I take my underwear. I free ball that whole flight, too. Why let my balls get sweaty in my own underwear? No, just let them out. Yeah. Let them out, dude.

um and that chair you see that recliner chair yeah um it has a button on it that turns it automatically but wherever you turn it and you turn the tv on the tv will follow you it'll turn with you tv keeps moving with you unbelievable yeah it's pretty wild they really know how to do it yeah that's good and the food's good and the service is good and the flight attendants all have open toe shoes on and pretty toes nice so for me it's masturbation in the air wow

um and that chair you see that recliner chair yeah um it has a button on it that turns it automatically but wherever you turn it and you turn the tv on the tv will follow you it'll turn with you tv keeps moving with you unbelievable yeah it's pretty wild they really know how to do it yeah that's good and the food's good and the service is good and the flight attendants all have open toe shoes on and pretty toes nice so for me it's masturbation in the air wow

um and that chair you see that recliner chair yeah um it has a button on it that turns it automatically but wherever you turn it and you turn the tv on the tv will follow you it'll turn with you tv keeps moving with you unbelievable yeah it's pretty wild they really know how to do it yeah that's good and the food's good and the service is good and the flight attendants all have open toe shoes on and pretty toes nice so for me it's masturbation in the air wow

I said too much, guys. Hey, I just got a text saying I'm banned from Singapore Airlines. It's cool that they thought of that.

I said too much, guys. Hey, I just got a text saying I'm banned from Singapore Airlines. It's cool that they thought of that.

I said too much, guys. Hey, I just got a text saying I'm banned from Singapore Airlines. It's cool that they thought of that.

The old flight attendants are funny because you can tell they're seasoned. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want a drink? That's how they do it. You thirsty? And they're real casual with everything. Eh, taking off now.

The old flight attendants are funny because you can tell they're seasoned. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want a drink? That's how they do it. You thirsty? And they're real casual with everything. Eh, taking off now.

The old flight attendants are funny because you can tell they're seasoned. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want a drink? That's how they do it. You thirsty? And they're real casual with everything. Eh, taking off now.

So what happened first was, remember when people would email you a clip?

So what happened first was, remember when people would email you a clip?

So what happened first was, remember when people would email you a clip?

It would just be audio even? Yeah. they would, it had chopped up and they would email people like, yo, listen to this. And that's 2004. They were doing that before YouTube started. Wow. And so they'd email you a three minute clip, take you fucking 24 hours to download the thing. Sure. And then you'd hear it and people like, I want more.