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Trippin' Balls On A Plane w/ Russell Peters | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Mon, 04 Nov 2024
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Chapter 1: What health issue is Bert facing?
And welcome to another episode of Two Bears, One Cave. Pretty crazy news regarding my co-host Bert's nervous system. He has some type of nerve issue, neuropathy stuff that they're doing. They're treating him. And right now, thankfully, sitting in for him today is the great Russell Peters, everybody. Hey! Hey!
Chapter 2: Why is Russell Peters considered beloved?
I'm sure the people watching this are going, who? Or why the fuck him? No. You're beloved, man. You are beloved. By comics. Yeah, but I mean, I think. But real people, no.
You don't think real people love you?
Some, I think it's 50-50. I think it's split pretty decently.
Really?
Yeah, it's half hate, half love.
But doesn't that mean that you've actually made it? I could be. I don't think that people who are. Usually, the most beloved comedians are comedians who haven't quite hit yet. Right. That's who's beloved. Like they're kind of ascending and people are like, we want them to get a shot. Right. And then when like, once you're like, once you get the shot, then the people go, Oh, fuck this guy.
Yeah. Yeah. So like, it's like when people like, Oh, I used to like Eminem before people knew who he was. You're like, okay, shut, calm down there.
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Chapter 3: What are Russell and Tom's thoughts on Eminem's music?
What is, by the way, you are, I've told this before many times publicly, that you're one of the people that like, if I had to say like the things that I identify that like, you know, make up what I am, what I like, I would definitely list hip hop music in there. And then I'm like, yeah.
And then I met Russell Peters and I was like, oh, I guess maybe I don't like hip hop because I don't know a fucking one one hundredth of your knowledge of hip hop is absolutely astonishing.
Do you know the ironic part is I don't really listen to it.
Really?
Yeah. I generally listen to just probably classic rock most of the time. Really? Yeah. I love hip hop as a culture. As a culture. As a culture. Because it's part of your foundation. It made me who I am. Yeah. It made me dress a certain way, walk a certain way, talk a certain way. Dance. I've seen you dance. Dance a certain way. And I've seen you DJ. DJ a certain way.
Do you still get on the turntable? I absolutely do. You do. I thought you were going to have a set set up. We're going to get busy.
No, but I've seen you do it many times. Yeah, it's fun. I'll do a party for you guys one day. What is, because I find this fascinating, specifically about Eminem. And I'll say this. Eminem, almost like to the point we were just saying about having made it, has people who go, I love this guy. A whole bunch of people that will be like, I hate this guy. Like, hate somebody. You're like, wow. Yeah.
And then every time there's like... The two things I've heard about the criticism and then in defending them, people will be like, oh, they ain't playing Eminem in the hood. Like they're not, you know? But then every time an elite MC is in a radio interview, like fucking Rakim or somebody, they will all be like...
Eminem is like, he is either, they'll either say he's the greatest or this is one of the greatest of all time. This guy's incredible.
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Chapter 4: What are the challenges of touring in international venues?
You like people. I like people, but I don't leave my house very often when I'm home. Just because I'm like, I'm never home. So when you're home, you're like, I might as well just stay here. I paid for this.
You know what I mean? Yeah, that's true. And you have a nice house.
It's a decent one. I moved back to the Malibu house that you came to.
Really?
Yeah, that's why I introduced you to Big Daddy Kane the first time.
That is where you introduced me, which was one of the more surreal moments I've ever experienced. That was like one of those, oh, this is what... That was when you were a big-headed Harry, Tom.
You had the hair and the big head.
Big head. But there's like these things like when you hear Hollywood stories, you know what I mean? Like so-and-so, and then I got the call, and then I showed up, and then they were like, you got the part. It was like my version of that where I... My first special came out. I talk about Big Daddy Kane.
Then one day, because I lived in this really weird guest house that I was renting in Redondo, I would always just get voicemails. The phone wouldn't ring. It would just be like, voicemail. And I'm just like, it would be for everybody. Everybody would just go straight to voicemail. And I press play. It just goes, sup, Tom? This is Big Daddy Kane. I'm like, what the?
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Chapter 5: What experiences do Russell and Tom share about meeting royalty?
Is there a place you hate to tour? I've been very vocal about it. Where did you hate? I got on the news in Erie for talking about... Erie, Pennsylvania?
Yeah, I was like, fuck this place. I mean, it's Erie, Pennsylvania. What the fuck else do they got going on? You know who's from Erie, Pennsylvania? I know weird facts apparently about Erie. There's a newscaster...
named maria sansone that used to be on fox 11 and now she's somewhere in boston uh-huh she's from erie pennsylvania but i knew that because there's a porn star named rebecca bardot that's from erie pennsylvania too oh really yeah have you met these two women well i i banged roberta uh what's her name uh rebecca here before really yeah how was she crazy can you look it up she's an older one so you know i have a little i don't like young girls i can't see her on our bigger screen okay
Oh, nice.
I like them old like that. You like them old? Older, yeah. That's why your mom's on the table for me. I'm just kidding. Holy shit. That's so crazy. I'll show her one bear.
Nice. Okay.
How'd you meet the... Did you meet her online? How'd you meet her? No, I don't know how I met her. Probably from Yoshi. Oh, my God. You know, if you're going to meet a porn star, it's going to be from Yoshi. He's the perfect conduit. Oh, yeah. Has he introduced you to a bunch? He's a come-do-it. Yeah, he's a come-do-it. Oh, he's introduced me to a bunch.
I remember one night I had, this was like maybe 17 years ago, I had, for some reason, Yoshi had brought Joey Silvera to come see me perform. Yeah. And Joey and I were buddies already, so that was cool. But then Rocco Soffretti showed up.
Yes. Yes.
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Chapter 6: How do cultural differences affect stand-up comedy?
Chapter 7: What is the significance of hip-hop in Russell's life?
Yeah. Yeah. So like, it's like when people like, Oh, I used to like Eminem before people knew who he was. You're like, okay, shut, calm down there.
What is, by the way, you are, I've told this before many times publicly, that you're one of the people that like, if I had to say like the things that I identify that like, you know, make up what I am, what I like, I would definitely list hip hop music in there. And then I'm like, yeah.
And then I met Russell Peters and I was like, oh, I guess maybe I don't like hip hop because I don't know a fucking one one hundredth of your knowledge of hip hop is absolutely astonishing.
Do you know the ironic part is I don't really listen to it.
Really?
Yeah. I generally listen to just probably classic rock most of the time. Really? Yeah. I love hip hop as a culture. As a culture. As a culture. Because it's part of your foundation. It made me who I am. Yeah. It made me dress a certain way, walk a certain way, talk a certain way. Dance. I've seen you dance. Dance a certain way. And I've seen you DJ. DJ a certain way.
Do you still get on the turntable? I absolutely do. You do. I thought you were going to have a set set up. We're going to get busy.
No, but I've seen you do it many times. Yeah, it's fun. I'll do a party for you guys one day. What is, because I find this fascinating, specifically about Eminem. And I'll say this. Eminem, almost like to the point we were just saying about having made it, has people who go, I love this guy. A whole bunch of people that will be like, I hate this guy. Like, hate somebody. You're like, wow. Yeah.
And then every time there's like... The two things I've heard about the criticism and then in defending them, people will be like, oh, they ain't playing Eminem in the hood. Like they're not, you know? But then every time an elite MC is in a radio interview, like fucking Rakim or somebody, they will all be like...
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Chapter 8: What are the latest updates on Russell's special?
I know. I got a text. I was shocked. Amazing.
I was shocked. You know, it's funny. We pull in at 11.59. I go, fuck, I'm dead ass on time.
Dead ass on time, dude. Yeah. All right. Well, there'll be some more follow-up questions with other business inquiries later, okay?
All right, man. Take care, guys.
Thank you, Clayton.
Bye-bye.
He gave it a very, like, very... Yeah, my brother gets very businessy. You know how he gets. Very businessy. We're the complete opposites of each other. Yeah, it's a good pairing. You need that. You don't want two people. You don't want fucking me and another me. We're not getting anything done, buddy.
Nothing will get done.
We're barely getting through this podcast with me being me. Now I know why Bert's here, so he can laugh any time to fill time. You mean to talk? All he does is talk. What happened to him? He sick?
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