Russell Peters

Because Texas is the only place, when I come here, it's the only place that still feels like America. Really? You know what I mean? It doesn't matter where you are in Texas. Yeah. It's just, it feels like, that's how I picture America to be. Mm-hmm. And that picture is dissipating around the country. What is L.A. like now? Because I feel like it changed from when I lived there.

Because Texas is the only place, when I come here, it's the only place that still feels like America. Really? You know what I mean? It doesn't matter where you are in Texas. Yeah. It's just, it feels like, that's how I picture America to be. Mm-hmm. And that picture is dissipating around the country. What is L.A. like now? Because I feel like it changed from when I lived there.

It's definitely changed since you lived there. I don't go out much. I don't wear jewelry when I go out. I don't go to fancy restaurants. Really? They got people watching you in restaurants now. There's a lot of follow-home robberies. Yeah. And if you're going to follow me home, you're going to have a long fucking drive, pal.

It's definitely changed since you lived there. I don't go out much. I don't wear jewelry when I go out. I don't go to fancy restaurants. Really? They got people watching you in restaurants now. There's a lot of follow-home robberies. Yeah. And if you're going to follow me home, you're going to have a long fucking drive, pal.

It's definitely changed since you lived there. I don't go out much. I don't wear jewelry when I go out. I don't go to fancy restaurants. Really? They got people watching you in restaurants now. There's a lot of follow-home robberies. Yeah. And if you're going to follow me home, you're going to have a long fucking drive, pal.

Out to Malibu? Yeah, because not only that, I always take different ways. I don't go the same way every time. Yeah. Because that's my ADD. I'm just like, no, I want to go this way today. I want to go that way today. I think I want to go around the whole city before I go home, you know?

Out to Malibu? Yeah, because not only that, I always take different ways. I don't go the same way every time. Yeah. Because that's my ADD. I'm just like, no, I want to go this way today. I want to go that way today. I think I want to go around the whole city before I go home, you know?

Out to Malibu? Yeah, because not only that, I always take different ways. I don't go the same way every time. Yeah. Because that's my ADD. I'm just like, no, I want to go this way today. I want to go that way today. I think I want to go around the whole city before I go home, you know?

but it's still nice out there i bet the weather is there's been a lot of earthquakes especially in malibu yeah when i left right when did i leave i left yesterday are you a beach guy though no not at all i don't know i look at it and that's it there it is yeah and the water's cold it is do you like cold water no i like cold water you do yeah after the accident do you do the cold plunge yeah often

but it's still nice out there i bet the weather is there's been a lot of earthquakes especially in malibu yeah when i left right when did i leave i left yesterday are you a beach guy though no not at all i don't know i look at it and that's it there it is yeah and the water's cold it is do you like cold water no i like cold water you do yeah after the accident do you do the cold plunge yeah often

but it's still nice out there i bet the weather is there's been a lot of earthquakes especially in malibu yeah when i left right when did i leave i left yesterday are you a beach guy though no not at all i don't know i look at it and that's it there it is yeah and the water's cold it is do you like cold water no i like cold water you do yeah after the accident do you do the cold plunge yeah often

Oh, you have one at home?

Oh, you have one at home?

Oh, you have one at home?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, you won't see it after that.

Well, you won't see it after that.

Well, you won't see it after that.