Russell Peters

It's a good story to end on. I mean, you know. Did he hang himself? Because that would be even funnier if he choked his chicken. Yeah. I believe he did. I think he did. That'd be amazing. Just fucking. He's just going for the punchline right to the end, you know? Oh, fuck. I love commitment. You have to commit. You got to commit to that one. You got to commit.

I don't want him to think. I don't want him to. I don't want to prove to him that I'm an idiot. Stay relaxed. Just relax. It's just relax. Relax. It's not that serious.

I don't want him to think. I don't want him to. I don't want to prove to him that I'm an idiot. Stay relaxed. Just relax. It's just relax. Relax. It's not that serious.

I don't want him to think. I don't want him to. I don't want to prove to him that I'm an idiot. Stay relaxed. Just relax. It's just relax. Relax. It's not that serious.

or as the I feel like there's some places in the mall called just relax yeah those fake men they have the really shitty artwork on their board yeah just relax just relax like they googled how do I get a logo yeah and then they're like here I generated a logo for you I generated a logo for you well Russell's touring well those are see it's funny because I'm doing the arenas and the club dates in between the arenas too it's kind of a yeah a mishmash of things I think that's the best way to actually do stand up

or as the I feel like there's some places in the mall called just relax yeah those fake men they have the really shitty artwork on their board yeah just relax just relax like they googled how do I get a logo yeah and then they're like here I generated a logo for you I generated a logo for you well Russell's touring well those are see it's funny because I'm doing the arenas and the club dates in between the arenas too it's kind of a yeah a mishmash of things I think that's the best way to actually do stand up

or as the I feel like there's some places in the mall called just relax yeah those fake men they have the really shitty artwork on their board yeah just relax just relax like they googled how do I get a logo yeah and then they're like here I generated a logo for you I generated a logo for you well Russell's touring well those are see it's funny because I'm doing the arenas and the club dates in between the arenas too it's kind of a yeah a mishmash of things I think that's the best way to actually do stand up

I agree because if you get stuck in the arena headspace and you go into a club, it throws you off. It does.

I agree because if you get stuck in the arena headspace and you go into a club, it throws you off. It does.

I agree because if you get stuck in the arena headspace and you go into a club, it throws you off. It does.

Next year is pretty hectic.

Next year is pretty hectic.

Next year is pretty hectic.

hectic once we get into let's see keep going february once we get into march february march it's gonna be nutty oh they haven't announced it yet oh no they do there we go good okay not yeah okay no after that yeah oh yeah they haven't they haven't put it out there but all right we go international after the peacock theater and in uh in february well go see it's like australia new zealand all that stuff asia

hectic once we get into let's see keep going february once we get into march february march it's gonna be nutty oh they haven't announced it yet oh no they do there we go good okay not yeah okay no after that yeah oh yeah they haven't they haven't put it out there but all right we go international after the peacock theater and in uh in february well go see it's like australia new zealand all that stuff asia

hectic once we get into let's see keep going february once we get into march february march it's gonna be nutty oh they haven't announced it yet oh no they do there we go good okay not yeah okay no after that yeah oh yeah they haven't they haven't put it out there but all right we go international after the peacock theater and in uh in february well go see it's like australia new zealand all that stuff asia

The hot spots. The good spots.

The hot spots. The good spots.

The hot spots. The good spots.

Thanks for taking me along all those years. Come on, kid. It was great. I knew it when I saw you. I said, this kid's going to be something if he shaves his head. This kid's got to shave his head. All right.