Ryan Broderick

Anyways.

Yeah.

She's always been good at the Internet, like is very fluent in sort of like the way that like men on the Internet want to be spoken to by a woman, which I think is very important for her rise later.

Um, here's a quote from her from know your meme.

She like posts these pictures and she goes for a walk and she doesn't think about them going viral.

And she says, I ate a sandwich and then I kept walking.

And as I kept walking, the post was exploding in the ranks.

My phone started going off.

But also, I have IBS, so my stomach was feeling pretty bad, and I needed a diarrhea immediately.

So I started looking for a place to diarrhea, but the places I was walking through were full of really upper-end suburban homes.

I was like, this is not good.

I had to jump into a bush right on the side of the road and pulled off my pants.

But while this is happening, I am becoming famous.

Commenters are like, oh, my God, you're so sexy and funny.

And then I walked to a gas station and threw my underwear in the trash.

It was my first taste at having a lot of attention, and I really like it.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, so, you know, she gets her first run in with internet fame.

She has diarrhea in a bush, throws her underwear in the trash, and the rest is history.

You know, this is the internet we all miss.