When sex is "optimized"
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What controversial polls does Aella conduct about sex and relationships?
Quick question for the two of you. How often do you two shower? Do you shower normally? Do you shower once a week, twice a week?
I forgot to shower this morning. That's why my hair looks like this, which is very embarrassing.
Did you shower last night?
I did, yeah.
Okay, that's fine.
I'm a night showerer. I know that's controversial. People are like, you can't do that. You're going to be in your filth. I can't help it. I'm sorry. But I also didn't shower last night because I was busy seeing an Elvis impersonator. And I got to say, I get why Gen X is like that. I understand. Elvis is cool. Yeah. Elvis is kind of dope. And I understand why they're all fascists now.
Well, there's a lot there. We can get into that in a second.
There's a whole pipeline. Yeah.
While we're still talking about showering, I do want to say for our video viewers, my hair is a little curly today because I have run out of conditioner. And I want to say that I discovered... I came across a video of this very cool lesbian chef on YouTube who was talking about her hair routine because I guess she got a lot of comments about it. And she was like, oh, I shampoo and condition my hair every day. And I was like, her hair looks really good. And I started doing it. But then I ran out of conditioner. And then my hair went back to its normal size. And so now I'm actually kind of liking it more now.
I think I like more.
I got to say, I like the floof. Thank you. I was using conditioner and it was sort of like, I mean, I was looking like this really cool lesbian chef that I found on YouTube. But I think I feel more like myself with my hair now.
Audience, let us know. I only want the comments to be about Ryan's hair.
How much volume should Ryan's hair have? I think, personally, you should be a lesbian. I think you need to go with the lesbian. I always encourage men to look like lesbians.
I should look like a lesbian. I see what you're saying. Exactly.
Cillian Murphy, everyone loves Cillian Murphy. Let's be honest here. People love when men look like lesbians.
That's the kind of lesbian that I would like to look like. I don't want to look like a fuckboy lesbian, like a Justin Bieber lesbian. I want to look like an old Irish grandmother.
Yes.
Yes. Like Cillian Murphy. I do. But enough about lesbian grandmothers. Today, we are here at Panic World, a show about how the internet warps our mind, our culture, and eventually reality. My name is Ryan Broderick. With me, as always, is Grant Irving. Joining us today from the Ill-Conceived Podcast is June and Josh. Hello. Thank you guys for being here. Thank you so much. We are here to talk about something that I have not wanted to talk about at all. I have fought tooth and nail to not talk about it. We are talking about Alia, the e-girl, and the rationalists from Silicon Valley. These people were the internet, the world as we know it, and are increasingly crashing out and fighting to stay relevant. And Ayla is probably the smelliest one.
So we picked her to talk about all of this. But we're gonna get all into that in a bit. Let's first talk about kind of the basic facts of this. So do either of you have like a good working definition for like what rationalists are?
I would say that, generally speaking, they are people who believe that the world is understandable based on sort of observable principles, in that by interrogating the various principles of the world through constant rigorous analysis, you can come to truths about the world. And for what that looks like for Ayla...
specifically is that she is constantly running polls on her twitter account about like if you if if this if if if you had to rape a child to save the world would you do it they love stuff like that that's true most of these people that's most of these people because josh you gave a very academic a very smart answer about what these people claim to be or what they think are but what they actually are is like they just post like uh could trees emit hydrogen like like and then people are like uh no that's fucked that could never happen this is not something that anyone has ever thought about this is not something anyone like needs and they're like um the fact that you're getting mad at me sort of proves why i needed to ask that question this sounds dumb because it is
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