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Ryan Broderick

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
2703 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

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Panic World
You're one post away from becoming the internet's main character

And they wrote, sorry if this is rude or whatever, but I really hate people who refuse to endure even the tiniest bits of small talk.

Panic World
You're one post away from becoming the internet's main character

Can't tell you how many times I've walked up to a table at work and said, how are you doing?

Panic World
You're one post away from becoming the internet's main character

Only met with complete silence and a blank stare.

Panic World
You're one post away from becoming the internet's main character

8,000 reposts.

Panic World
You're one post away from becoming the internet's main character

And people having complete meltdowns over it.

Panic World
You're one post away from becoming the internet's main character

I even wrote about it at the time where it was one of those like regular kind of main character effects where it's like a person who's like, we should all like exist in society.

Panic World
You're one post away from becoming the internet's main character

And everyone being like, hi, I will fucking murder you if you tell me that I should exist in society.

Panic World
You're one post away from becoming the internet's main character

Oh, you're cool with the tipping screens at Starbucks?

Panic World
You're one post away from becoming the internet's main character

Wow.

Panic World
You're one post away from becoming the internet's main character

Oh, so you're assuming that we all have perfect family lives and we don't mind if they're murdered?

Panic World
You're one post away from becoming the internet's main character

Yeah.

Panic World
You're one post away from becoming the internet's main character

And I also think that with a lot of these things, like the reason they kick off, like even going all the way to Chapel Rhone or Hawk to like all the way up and down the spectrum here, there has to be kind of like a nugget of I don't really know how to articulate this, but sort of a like a shared shame at like the breakdown of modern society.

Panic World
You're one post away from becoming the internet's main character

And the example that I would point to here is one from 2023 as well, which is when Tiffany Gomez has a meltdown on a plane and claims that a passenger is not real.

Panic World
You're one post away from becoming the internet's main character

telling you right now that mother back there is not real and is videotaped on the plane and like my mom's a flight attendant so for years i've always told her like if the phones come out like hide in the bathroom like i know you have a duty to protect the passengers but like you don't want to be the flight attendant that's like pulling down the dead dog from like you know wherever someone stashed it or whatever like and i do think that like oh you don't think we should help dogs ryan

Panic World
You're one post away from becoming the internet's main character

No, I think we don't need them.

Panic World
You're one post away from becoming the internet's main character

I just saw a whole fucking meltdown about dogs at restaurants.

Panic World
You're one post away from becoming the internet's main character

So yes, I mean, there's no- Okay, I know.

Panic World
You're one post away from becoming the internet's main character

Have you watched a dog pee on the floor inside a restaurant in L.A.

Panic World
You're one post away from becoming the internet's main character

before?

Panic World
You're one post away from becoming the internet's main character

I don't really think LA counts as an actual society or city.