Ryan Broderick

Okay, that's fine.

Well, there's a lot there.

We can get into that in a second.

While we're still talking about showering, I do want to say for our video viewers, my hair is a little curly today because I have run out of conditioner.

And I want to say that I discovered... I came across a video of this very cool lesbian chef on YouTube who was talking about her hair routine because I guess she got a lot of comments about it.

And she was like, oh, I shampoo and condition my hair every day.

And I was like, her hair looks really good.

And I started doing it.

But then I ran out of conditioner.

And then my hair went back to its normal size.

And so now I'm actually kind of liking it more now.

I got to say, I like the floof.

Thank you.

I was using conditioner and it was sort of like, I mean, I was looking like this really cool lesbian chef that I found on YouTube.

But I think I feel more like myself with my hair now.

I should look like a lesbian.

I see what you're saying.

Exactly.

That's the kind of lesbian that I would like to look like.

I don't want to look like a fuckboy lesbian, like a Justin Bieber lesbian.