Ryan Cortez

I mean, instead of wearing, like, purple pants like you have in the past with me, you're wearing shorts?

I mean, instead of wearing, like, purple pants like you have in the past with me, you're wearing shorts?

I mean, instead of wearing, like, purple pants like you have in the past with me, you're wearing shorts?

I'm so impressed with your calves, dude. As someone who used to do calf raises in high school, like, yours are better than anything I've ever put out. Like, for sure.

I'm so impressed with your calves, dude. As someone who used to do calf raises in high school, like, yours are better than anything I've ever put out. Like, for sure.

I'm so impressed with your calves, dude. As someone who used to do calf raises in high school, like, yours are better than anything I've ever put out. Like, for sure.

We learned that Dan Soder has the best Macho Man Savage impression I've ever heard.

We learned that Dan Soder has the best Macho Man Savage impression I've ever heard.

We learned that Dan Soder has the best Macho Man Savage impression I've ever heard.

Dude, you know what's funny is five years ago on this day, you and I were working together on High Noon. This is the fourth show you and I have worked together on. Debatable, highly questionable High Noon. Pablo Torre finds out. Five years ago on this day when I was getting ready to go to work for High Noon, I got a text message from one of the producers. And I remember that message.

Dude, you know what's funny is five years ago on this day, you and I were working together on High Noon. This is the fourth show you and I have worked together on. Debatable, highly questionable High Noon. Pablo Torre finds out. Five years ago on this day when I was getting ready to go to work for High Noon, I got a text message from one of the producers. And I remember that message.

Dude, you know what's funny is five years ago on this day, you and I were working together on High Noon. This is the fourth show you and I have worked together on. Debatable, highly questionable High Noon. Pablo Torre finds out. Five years ago on this day when I was getting ready to go to work for High Noon, I got a text message from one of the producers. And I remember that message.

I remember where I was, how it made me feel. The message said, are you cool pouring maple syrup in Pablo's mouth? And I was like, dude, I wanted to be a journalist, and this is what my career has come to now.

I remember where I was, how it made me feel. The message said, are you cool pouring maple syrup in Pablo's mouth? And I was like, dude, I wanted to be a journalist, and this is what my career has come to now.

I remember where I was, how it made me feel. The message said, are you cool pouring maple syrup in Pablo's mouth? And I was like, dude, I wanted to be a journalist, and this is what my career has come to now.

Tuna's disgusting and you're eating it alone. That's what's wrong with it.

Tuna's disgusting and you're eating it alone. That's what's wrong with it.

Tuna's disgusting and you're eating it alone. That's what's wrong with it.

That's foul. It smells terrible. You're a bad person.

That's foul. It smells terrible. You're a bad person.