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Ryan Jon

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Toni and Ryan
Breaking Italy's Most Ridiculous Laws

Now, here's the thing that was really strange.

Toni and Ryan
Breaking Italy's Most Ridiculous Laws

I fell asleep because it was like a 7 a.m.

Toni and Ryan
Breaking Italy's Most Ridiculous Laws

flight.

Toni and Ryan
Breaking Italy's Most Ridiculous Laws

So, we were all like.

Toni and Ryan
Breaking Italy's Most Ridiculous Laws

So, I'd fallen asleep.

Toni and Ryan
Breaking Italy's Most Ridiculous Laws

Yeah.

Toni and Ryan
Breaking Italy's Most Ridiculous Laws

And it turns out she must have had something of the kids like in the overhead compartment.

Toni and Ryan
Breaking Italy's Most Ridiculous Laws

A lot of assumptions made here.

Toni and Ryan
Breaking Italy's Most Ridiculous Laws

She must have dropped his toy or something, whatever, on my lap while I was asleep.

Toni and Ryan
Breaking Italy's Most Ridiculous Laws

Oh.

Toni and Ryan
Breaking Italy's Most Ridiculous Laws

Because it's like she's in the bag up top and it's fallen down and just landed on my lap while sitting in the aisle.

Toni and Ryan
Breaking Italy's Most Ridiculous Laws

What would you do if something of yours landed on someone's penis?

Toni and Ryan
Breaking Italy's Most Ridiculous Laws

Keeping in mind, Minna speaking in Italiano.

Toni and Ryan
Breaking Italy's Most Ridiculous Laws

Same.

Toni and Ryan
Breaking Italy's Most Ridiculous Laws

I don't know if it's because she was so polite she didn't want to wake me up, but she decided to peel the thing off my penis.

Toni and Ryan
Breaking Italy's Most Ridiculous Laws

And I woke up.

Toni and Ryan
Breaking Italy's Most Ridiculous Laws

And by you say horrible, do you mean because who would wear a condom or what do you mean?

Toni and Ryan
Breaking Italy's Most Ridiculous Laws

Anyway.

Toni and Ryan
Breaking Italy's Most Ridiculous Laws

So, I reckon I woke up with her hand here and I've just sort of like opened my eyes and she's just gone.

Toni and Ryan
Breaking Italy's Most Ridiculous Laws

Because she's got like to grab it.