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Toni and Ryan

Breaking Italy's Most Ridiculous Laws

07 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What ridiculous law exists about walking in thongs on Capri?

0.031 - 3.896 Ryan Jon

It is illegal to walk in noisy thongs on the island of Capri.

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4.336 - 10.744 Toni Lodge

Oh, I did that. The squeaky berks of success, I call it.

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11.245 - 16.231 Erin

I'm Erin from Grantville, Australia. Hi, I'm Erica McMullen from Altalama, California.

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16.251 - 20.196 Jay

Hey, this is Jay from Jersey and the Channel Islands. And I approve this podcast.

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29.668 - 29.768

Yeah.

34.085 - 37.791 Ryan Jon

Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast and welcome to Sicily.

38.692 - 56.438 Toni Lodge

Buongiorno tutti. Now, where are we? We are in Sicily. Which is not? Italy. According to people from? Sicily. Do not call it Italy in front of a Sicilian. No. We never say we are Italian. We are Sicilian. Sicilian.

57.68 - 63.028 Ryan Jon

We'd been in the country legally for 14 seconds. Yep. Before Tony was corrected.

63.582 - 70.85 Toni Lodge

And I was like, I'm so sorry. And he goes, oh, he's okay. And I was like, oh, I don't really know where I stand yet.

Chapter 2: How do Sicilians feel about their identity compared to Italians?

95.342 - 106.618 Toni Lodge

What would you rather? Which I accept. Well, I think that the accent being close to good is a real compliment because I think it shows I'm putting in effort.

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106.638 - 106.778 Ryan Jon

Yeah.

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107.68 - 109.663 Toni Lodge

Not enough effort to learn the words, I guess.

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109.683 - 111.125 Ryan Jon

No, but you can't be perfect everywhere.

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111.145 - 116.893 Toni Lodge

Yeah, I'm really good at scusi and grazie and per favore.

117.869 - 121.455 Ryan Jon

Tony's been nailing it. She's been accused of being a local.

121.756 - 136.763 Toni Lodge

Yeah. Well, I got in the car today in the Uber and the guy started speaking. I said, ciao. And he went, ciao. And I went, oh, no. All I know. Sorry, Cobb. Sorry, Cobb. Sorry, Cobb.

136.983 - 137.504 Ryan Jon

Sorry, bro.

137.524 - 138.426 Toni Lodge

Yeah.

Chapter 3: What is the premise of the soap opera Tonella and Riano?

182.482 - 186.329 Toni Lodge

Oh, we're on quite a stinky couch in our Airbnb. Did he really?

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186.409 - 188.393 Ryan Jon

Yeah. And I videoed it.

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188.862 - 209.428 Toni Lodge

I just, oh, there was a bit of a kerfuffle as we got on the plane. He was in the correct seat. Somebody else was not, but they were in my seat. And I was like, oh, I'm so sorry. And they had a kid, so I was like, don't move. I'll just sit wherever the other person is supposed to be. We ended up figuring it out. It's fine. And then they ended up getting moved to have more room.

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209.668 - 212.412 Ryan Jon

For the kid or for his bare feet on the wall.

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212.452 - 214.514 Toni Lodge

In an exit row, like across from you.

214.655 - 215.195 Ryan Jon

Bare feet.

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Yeah.

216.537 - 219.462 Ryan Jon

Now, here's the thing that was really strange.

219.482 - 219.822 Toni Lodge

Yeah.

Chapter 4: What are some bizarre Italian laws discussed in the episode?

1030.279 - 1032.463 Toni Lodge

So should I be more Italian?

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1033.473 - 1035.816 Ryan Jon

Yeah, a little bit more. I'd say 12% more Italian.

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1035.836 - 1075.722 Riano

I remember that not everything changed. I had just finished a long episode of The Oficina and he was gone. Everyone told me to move on. My friends, my family. the champion tarp crew chat. They said, Tonella, forget him. But I could never forget that smile, those eyes, and that big Italian sausage. It's a great chance to tell you I haven't read this.

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1076.943 - 1079.967 Riano

Or as they call it here, that the biggest sausage.

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1080.668 - 1081.81 Ryan Jon

It wouldn't be Italian sausage.

1081.83 - 1083.612 Toni Lodge

No, because you don't need to say that here.

1083.872 - 1092.222 Danielle

Meanwhile, Rihanna has returned to Porto Tapu. They see each other and both freeze. You could cut the tension with an Italian knife.

1096.848 - 1098.31 Unknown

Say the next line.

1098.442 - 1105.09 Danielle

Or as they call them here, a knife. Riano calls her name softly.

Chapter 5: Why is it illegal to die in Falciano del Mosco?

1363.511 - 1365.293 Toni Lodge

Delta Dawn.

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1366.535 - 1368.878 Ryan Jon

I'm a slightly overweight 40-year-old lady.

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1369.74 - 1370.841 Toni Lodge

Tell me about it, Dawn.

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1371.935 - 1375.72 Ryan Jon

And tonight I'm playing in my first soccer team since I was a child.

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1376.562 - 1376.942 Toni Lodge

Whoa, fuck yeah.

1376.962 - 1380.107 Ryan Jon

I'm really excited to meet new people, make some friends and get the heart rate up.

1380.868 - 1382.109 Toni Lodge

That's awesome.

1382.169 - 1383.611 Ryan Jon

So yeah, fuck it. I haven't played soccer.

1383.792 - 1384.793 Toni Lodge

And team sport is so fun.

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