Ryan O'Neill
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Podcast Appearances
Can I have a floor dance from Isabella?
29's kind of old for a stripper, right?
Have you ever done a full nude strip club before?
Do you ever do cooter balls?
Explain to these people what cooter balls are.
Our senior strip club correspondent, Brian Redband, is here, ladies and gentlemen.
Where they sit there with their legs open and you try to, you know, crumble a ball and, like, make a basket inside their vagina.
I would fucking... Fucking disgusting, Redband.
I can't believe you would ask that.
Have you ever done cooter balls before?
How'd you become an ophthalmologist?
What do you do at the office?
After she was Dee Madness' ophthalmologist, she lost her job, so...
He used to have 20-20 vision.
She farted into his eye sockets and the rest is history.