Ryan Reynolds

commercial for like one of those, you know, I wrote one, I haven't figured out how to end it all yet, but like where people do the same things drunk people do, except on their non-alcoholic beverage choice, where they're like, you know, the next morning, they're like, you know, there's a woman who's like, I went out with Gail and the girls the other night, and I don't drink, but

Let's have a baby.

Let's have a baby.

Let's have a baby.

And we just met. I didn't know his last name. And basically, experiences that each person has that you would normally think of the groom or the best man at a wedding, you know, gives a speech that's just fucking profound. You know, and it's not like just the letter L for five straight minutes and then like an anecdote about himself. You know, just nails it. Toe pick, everything.

And we just met. I didn't know his last name. And basically, experiences that each person has that you would normally think of the groom or the best man at a wedding, you know, gives a speech that's just fucking profound. You know, and it's not like just the letter L for five straight minutes and then like an anecdote about himself. You know, just nails it. Toe pick, everything.

And we just met. I didn't know his last name. And basically, experiences that each person has that you would normally think of the groom or the best man at a wedding, you know, gives a speech that's just fucking profound. You know, and it's not like just the letter L for five straight minutes and then like an anecdote about himself. You know, just nails it. Toe pick, everything.

So I've always wished that's the angle. That's the angle. That would be fun with a little.

So I've always wished that's the angle. That's the angle. That would be fun with a little.

So I've always wished that's the angle. That's the angle. That would be fun with a little.

They know they're being, I mean, consumers know they're being marketed to, so don't. It's not a very special episode of Dharma and Greg. It's a fucking, you know, it's a fucking Tide Stick commercial, you know? But it's, well, you know why? I like them, and it's sort of, it's not just me, certainly.

They know they're being, I mean, consumers know they're being marketed to, so don't. It's not a very special episode of Dharma and Greg. It's a fucking, you know, it's a fucking Tide Stick commercial, you know? But it's, well, you know why? I like them, and it's sort of, it's not just me, certainly.

They know they're being, I mean, consumers know they're being marketed to, so don't. It's not a very special episode of Dharma and Greg. It's a fucking, you know, it's a fucking Tide Stick commercial, you know? But it's, well, you know why? I like them, and it's sort of, it's not just me, certainly.

I have some of the greatest, smartest people that, quite frankly, I find threatening, who I get to work with. I mean, Sean Levy, who I've done three movies with now, you know, it's like a brain trust, and like there's a real, I mean, every... Movies that you sort of, quote, control are like, you're not controlling it. They just trust you. You know, you said, like, hey, I'm going to land the plane.

I have some of the greatest, smartest people that, quite frankly, I find threatening, who I get to work with. I mean, Sean Levy, who I've done three movies with now, you know, it's like a brain trust, and like there's a real, I mean, every... Movies that you sort of, quote, control are like, you're not controlling it. They just trust you. You know, you said, like, hey, I'm going to land the plane.

I have some of the greatest, smartest people that, quite frankly, I find threatening, who I get to work with. I mean, Sean Levy, who I've done three movies with now, you know, it's like a brain trust, and like there's a real, I mean, every... Movies that you sort of, quote, control are like, you're not controlling it. They just trust you. You know, you said, like, hey, I'm going to land the plane.

You know, I remember trying to get my Deadpool and Wolverine movie made, and I just focused on that. I was like, I will return your investment. Like, I will return your, I got you. Like, I am not a reckless, you know, pilot. I will land the fucking plane on a dime. It will be a four-quadrant. R-rated film. I'm going to make Disney's first fork water R-rated film.

You know, I remember trying to get my Deadpool and Wolverine movie made, and I just focused on that. I was like, I will return your investment. Like, I will return your, I got you. Like, I am not a reckless, you know, pilot. I will land the fucking plane on a dime. It will be a four-quadrant. R-rated film. I'm going to make Disney's first fork water R-rated film.

You know, I remember trying to get my Deadpool and Wolverine movie made, and I just focused on that. I was like, I will return your investment. Like, I will return your, I got you. Like, I am not a reckless, you know, pilot. I will land the fucking plane on a dime. It will be a four-quadrant. R-rated film. I'm going to make Disney's first fork water R-rated film.

And this is after they said no to 18 different things, including a movie where Deadpool is after the hunter who killed Bambi's mom. They said, we don't touch Bambi. And I said, you said you don't touch Mickey Mouse.