Sal DiStefano

Disgusting. Did I tell you guys? I didn't tell you. My daughter, my two-year-old daughter, she comes up to me. She walks up to me with her finger like this. And she's just like from across the room. Papa, papa, papa. And I'm like, what? She goes, booger. I'm like, oh, come on. Come on. I had to like clean her finger. She does that like twice now.

What's the worst for you guys? As a parent, you have to deal with poop, boogers, and throw up and pee, right? Those are the four gross. What's the grossest out of all this? Because every parent's different. You know, like my wife, if she gets poop anywhere, it's like, oh.

What's the worst for you guys? As a parent, you have to deal with poop, boogers, and throw up and pee, right? Those are the four gross. What's the grossest out of all this? Because every parent's different. You know, like my wife, if she gets poop anywhere, it's like, oh.

What's the worst for you guys? As a parent, you have to deal with poop, boogers, and throw up and pee, right? Those are the four gross. What's the grossest out of all this? Because every parent's different. You know, like my wife, if she gets poop anywhere, it's like, oh.

You guys would blow snot rockets.

You guys would blow snot rockets.

You guys would blow snot rockets.

You're not encouraged. I know you're the same way, Adam. It was a superpower for me with clients who had babies, because here I am, young man, trainer, and they'd have postpartum sometimes. Client would bring their baby in, and I was so comfortable with their baby. The baby would pee on me. I wouldn't trip out over it. And I'm a guy, so they don't expect me to be super chill.

You're not encouraged. I know you're the same way, Adam. It was a superpower for me with clients who had babies, because here I am, young man, trainer, and they'd have postpartum sometimes. Client would bring their baby in, and I was so comfortable with their baby. The baby would pee on me. I wouldn't trip out over it. And I'm a guy, so they don't expect me to be super chill.

You're not encouraged. I know you're the same way, Adam. It was a superpower for me with clients who had babies, because here I am, young man, trainer, and they'd have postpartum sometimes. Client would bring their baby in, and I was so comfortable with their baby. The baby would pee on me. I wouldn't trip out over it. And I'm a guy, so they don't expect me to be super chill.

So it was always like, oh, my God, he's the greatest or whatever. I love that.

So it was always like, oh, my God, he's the greatest or whatever. I love that.

So it was always like, oh, my God, he's the greatest or whatever. I love that.

Infant puke is just.

Infant puke is just.

Infant puke is just.

My 40-year-old, he'll cook his own scrambled egg. We'll watch him. Like, we'll watch him.

My 40-year-old, he'll cook his own scrambled egg. We'll watch him. Like, we'll watch him.

My 40-year-old, he'll cook his own scrambled egg. We'll watch him. Like, we'll watch him.

Yeah, so he'll turn on the stove. It's so great. He'll crack the egg.