Sal Vulcano

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So, again, practical joking is what young men do or what they used to do because now everyone's got an 80-inch TV and video games and porn on their phone and stuff.

Like, I don't know if you could have made me –

do practical jokes back then if I had all that my son has, which is everything.

Right, so why do you have to entertain yourself?

You have two million hours of whatever on your phone to entertain you.

Every comedian I know, for certain, that was like a backbone of their world was practical jokes.

Shooting clients with BB guns and lying to their parents.

Oh, you know, also I should blame you because I think half the reason my son didn't do practical jokes is he just watched you do it on a 75 inch TV.

He's like, why do I need to do it?

Dance, bitch.

Ha ha ha.

Because he got it out of his system because him and all his friends loved the show.

Oh, right on.

And they felt sort of satiated.

Like, I'm just going to watch them doing it.