Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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Ho, ho, mitä heijää? Me ei olla kyllä tilattu pukki, ja joulu on vielä aikaa. Ja mitä sä taas niinku oikein touhuat? Eikä tuon, mä tuon sitä aattona kyllä uudestaan. Tulin tällä ennakkoon tuomaan vaan joulukuusen ja läjän koristeita. Mitä tää sekoilu tulee sulle taas oikein maksamaan? Massit saan korkojen kerran takaisin, joulumielenä. Sillä itse asiassa. Itse asiassa.
Viilteemasta löydät kaiken, mitä tarvitset pukin konttiin ja tunnelman luomiseen. Oli kysymys sitten omasta tai kaverin joulusta. Itse asiassa.
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Chapter 2: What practical jokes does Sal Vulcano reminisce about?
But I'll meet you at the VIP, at the Lakers Crypto. The game starts at 7. I'll meet you there at 6.15 out front. And she goes, well, we're going to Uber. What time should we leave? I go, check the ways. Just check the ways.
Right.
Should we leave at like five? I go, I don't know from La Cunada to crypto. I don't know. But just look. I said, do you have ways? She goes, yeah, I'll go. Just check it up until that time and then call the Uber. And then you won't. And then it's three times. And then at some point while I'm sitting in traffic, I get the 545. We're all here. We're out front of VIP. Where are you? And I'm like.
I'm a half hour away, sweetheart. And she's like, oh, well, we don't, we're just going to wait. And I'm like, because I begged, I begged for the way I begged for that. Yeah. We didn't know how long it was going to take. So we left early. It's like, it's all fine. But now I have service.
I'm in traffic because I I'm a half hour away, but it's because you're a half hour early, but you're just standing out front of the, of the entrance. Now there's nothing to do. So I'm like driving and trying to pick my way through and make my way. And at some point, I see my lane is slowing down, but the lane next to me is open. I'm just going to slide out and move over.
So I signal for a good 100 feet. I start to slide out. And as I slide out, I see there's a Ram truck moving at a pretty good rate of speed that is coming up. Now, I'm not close to it. But if I do the move, I am going to cut him off. I'm not going to cut him off, but I'm going to get in front of him. He's 80, 100 feet, and he's moving at a good clip. So I start to move out.
I get about three feet out of my lane. I see in my rear view the guy's trucking down, and I move back into my lane. He pulls up next to me, slows down to my speed, and just starts riding the horn. And I'm like... are other people allowed to drive on your freeway here? It's like, yes, I tried to change lanes, but then I saw you, so then I moved back.
You couldn't have played it better.
I guess I could have never been born, according to the guy in the Ram. And that would have been celebrated at his house. But short of being stillborn or having a rollover type thing with my mom because she was overweight. No, I started to do something and then I saw you and then I moved back. So then he slows down next to me.
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Chapter 3: What are the highlights of Sal Vulcano's comedy tour?
So he's a blue-collar dude.
Yeah, and he was an HVAC guy.
HVAC guy.
He could build a... Admittedly, I don't have that skill set. He would build rooms in our house and stuff and knock down walls and stuff. I'm not that handy that way.
I will tell you this as a reason, not that my kids, I don't think, will possess any of this, or maybe they will, but... I talk to guys that are in the white-collar world, in show business. I was just hanging out with Nick Santora, who writes Reacher and Prison Break and every movie. He does everything. And whatever the Schwarzenegger series is, he does it all. But...
Every time that guy opens his mouth, he has such reverence for his blue-collar dad. And it's like you make 20 – no, 20. You make 150 times as much as your dad ever made and whatever. It's like my dad, he knew a tuck trowel from a bullnose trowel. And he could build. And he could build. And there's like a reverence, like a real salt of the earth, pardon the pun, kind of reverence.
My dad is like to this day a superhero to me. And that's what I'm saying. Again, I don't think my kids will have that with me. Like, he's a douchebag. He likes to talk. Yeah, he knew what a hammer was. What of it? But it's like one more – like when you're just sitting in a cubicle pushing paper, kids don't wax poetic about that. But when they go, my dad could fix any car.
He could fix – he would build me a go-kart. Like they have a real – visceral reverence for that guy who worked with his hands, you know? And I think that's good. I think you should strive for that. Like your kids should see you build them something. Yeah, yeah. More than Ikea.
Yeah, I can build some Ikea, but you know you're right I I would have loved to have learned that skill set but like I I feel like There's things I want to do now when I get a little time I'm waiting for like to get a little time, but like I just I just took our sailing lesson and
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Chapter 4: What are the effects of ranch dressing on today's youth?
I think they're going to discover a correlation between...
intake of ranch and low testosterone and no rough housing like if you saw a chart like by the ranch was not a part of my childhood now they're dipping pizza into it they're drinking it out of the container you know their main line my kid had an ivy with ranch just to eat fries you know ranch i was about 30 i didn't know what ranch was a weird salad dressing maybe but
Yeah, ranch is a weird thing that wasn't part of the offering, you know? And if you see the intake of ranch, you'll also see low T and no rough housing and no rough and tumble play. Like, it's ranch. It may be ranch that caused all this. I blame Big Ranch.
Chapter 5: How does Sal Vulcano relate his childhood experiences to modern parenting?
I blame... They're hidden there in that valley trying to kill our kids. They're hiding in that valley. Because it was not... people under 40 cannot order food without a side of ranch. You can't get fries or chicken tenders. You go, I'll do some. You have some ranch, too.
We had ketchup. Ketchup was it.
Ketchup was it. That's as far as we went.
I feel like that's all I need to this day is ketchup.
I know, because you're over 40.
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Chapter 6: What are the implications of the social media tax proposed by Chicago's mayor?
When you're under 40, you need ranch. All right, let's give you a plug. I know you got a hard out, so... You got places to be. But you can come back anytime. Thanks. Thanks for having me. Thanks for making the time. I appreciate it. Oh, it's our pleasure. Live show, Everything's Fine Tour. Portland coming up. Salt Lake City coming up. San Diego coming up. Special, Terrified. Oh, HBO Max.
Yes, sir. Is that where you see that? Yes, sir. And podcasts. Hey, babe. Oh, with Chris. I didn't know that.
Yeah, I got one with DeRosa called Taste Buds, and I got a new talk show coming out called Manouche that'll be out in the winter.
Chapter 7: How does the discussion on trans athletes in sports unfold?
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