Sal Vulcano

I always want to do a practical joke where we had a plant actor and they were sitting in there and they're like, yeah, you know, and they're looking at their resume, you know, because the resume at the bottom always says like,

sword, you know, no swordsmanship or English and Cockney accents or whatever.

And they would befriend them and they'd go, I wrote Western and English equestrian.

I've never been on a horse, man.

And then they'd go, I don't know how to handle a sword, but my drama coach told me to write a sword.

And then they come in and they go, you're perfect.

But the story's about a swordsman.

But this is good because you can handle a sword.

And that's a lot of the reason we picked him.

Between you and some other guy, but he couldn't handle the sword.

But you, you have all that experience with swords.

And then the guy would have to go, oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, and it's like, what's your favorite sword?

Oh, the medium one.

Yeah, okay.

Well, good.

We got our stunt coordinator, Brett, in the next room.

He's brought a couple of swords in.

Let's just see if we can work on whatever it is they didn't do.