Sal Vulcano

Please, can you just be the CEO of the company really quick?

I have a presentation.

It'll take care of itself.

because the stakes are so high.

These people have no knowledge whatsoever.

No, when you can draw them in, or when something happens that's serendipity, like you go, oh, wait a minute, think of this.

We had Jim Florentine who was calling in trying to get a job, and he just kept belching as loud as he could into the phone.

And you'd think he'd get caught – like they'd go – like the guy would know it was him belching into the phone.

But he thought –

somebody picked up another line and was belching into the phone for some reason.

Like, we didn't anticipate that.

And he started yelling.

The guy who worked at the place started yelling at the guy who was belching into the phone because he thought he knew who it was.

He thought he was some disgruntled co-worker who picked up the party line and was just belching into it, and he was threatening the guy.

Yeah.

And then Jim started acting indignant.

Like, I don't know if I want to work for a company that's this unprofessional.

Couldn't plan it.

You couldn't plan, ever plan that.

You never could, because you wouldn't think the guy would think there was a third guy on the line.