Sal Vulcano
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I know.
I know.
It's so weird that they don't – I don't know.
Again, it's like, I don't know, Grubhub and low testosterone counts and low sperm counts.
I think there's something.
What does Grubhub have to do with it?
The food being –
Food being dropped off while there's movies on demand.
And they'd all just be sitting there eating chicken fingers.
They'd be doused in ranch.
It's like too much ranch.
I think they're going to discover a correlation between...
intake of ranch and low testosterone and no rough housing like if you saw a chart like by the ranch was not a part of my childhood now they're dipping pizza into it they're drinking it out of the container you know their main line my kid had an ivy with ranch just to eat fries you know ranch i was about 30 i didn't know what ranch was a weird salad dressing maybe but
Yeah, ranch is a weird thing that wasn't part of the offering, you know?
And if you see the intake of ranch, you'll also see low T and no rough housing and no rough and tumble play.
Like, it's ranch.
It may be ranch that caused all this.
I blame Big Ranch.
I blame... They're hidden there in that valley trying to kill our kids.
They're hiding in that valley.