Sal Vulcano

And my wife was like, you have to go to the doctor because you can.

It was like a hundred times they shocked me, right?

They made me give a museum tour.

So I was a tour guide in a museum.

I had them under my clothes and I couldn't let the people know that anything weird was going on.

So I'm giving a tour of this museum and the whole time they're shocking me under my clothes and I like can't let on to the people in my tour group.

And I didn't want to feel the shock until I was on camera because I was like, I'm not going to take any extra shocks.

So they shocked me for the first time on camera.

And I almost jumped out of my clothes.

I was like, I can't do this.

You can't do this.

I had to do it because you can't say no to a punishment.

Imagine.

Well, listen, so the next season, they did it again, and I was at a seance.

And I was like a psychic medium.

This is how fucking dumb I am, because I think I did irreparable damage.

Because we went on tour after that.

All right, here's the difference.

They hit me one at a time, though.

Oh.