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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Sal Vulcano Is Shocked This Is On YouTube | Your Mom's House Ep. 845

04 Feb 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

1.634 - 10.305 Unknown

Welcome, welcome to your mom's house.

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11.567 - 14.29 Sal Vulcano

Hi, everybody. Thank you. Welcome to your mom's house.

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Chapter 2: What shocking content does Christina introduce to Sal?

14.311 - 26.567 Sal Vulcano

With me is Sal Vocato, everybody. Thank you. We're talking about Kevin Leonardo, who shaves his ass and douches himself, and it's considered educational on YouTube, and you have two children now.

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26.707 - 26.927 Unknown

Yeah, yeah.

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26.947 - 34.498 Sal Vulcano

And I was just telling you before we started, I don't let my kids on YouTube, because I know that this guy's on. I thought they didn't have stuff like this.

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Chapter 3: What wild internet conspiracies do Christina and Sal debate?

35.721 - 43.515 Sal Vulcano

Oh, they do. Yeah. So he's going to let us know. He's letting me. If I was interested in that, what's he teaching me?

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Chapter 4: What bizarre food challenge do they discuss?

43.615 - 51.469 Sal Vulcano

Here's what you're going to learn, Sal. How to safely finger your butt. Go ahead. Let's see how to safely, because it's so dangerous.

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51.753 - 65.538 Christina P

I don't like his intonation and his inflections and the way he speaks.

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65.558 - 68.203 Sal Vulcano

Just right off the bat.

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Chapter 5: What nightmare experience does Sal share about a self-driving car?

68.263 - 87.46 Sal Vulcano

He's annoying the way he's speaking. It has an effect to it. It's not just speaking. No, it's not even gay. No, it's not that it's gay. It's like, he's just like, it's obnoxious. It's obnoxious. It's like, here's how you get a finger up. I'm going to tell you how to do it. It's like, you know what you're doing.

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Chapter 6: How do Christina and Sal critique celebrity vacation photos?

87.5 - 115.121 Sal Vulcano

You know you're being a creeper. Yeah, if you're a friend of his or in his life, that's what you have to listen to every time he opens his mouth. That's a lot. I mean, he might be a nice enough guy, but he's like... You're absolutely right. I can hear him being with his friend at the coffee house like... Telling you the life story and the... Removing butt hairs using Nair cream. Oh my God.

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115.141 - 116.663 Sal Vulcano

This is YouTube? Yes, babe.

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Chapter 7: What are their thoughts on recent celebrity deaths?

116.683 - 117.744 Christina P

No, that's not.

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118.344 - 126.553 Sal Vulcano

Why are you doing me like that, man? Are you kidding me, bro? I was not ready to see a full open crack. Welcome to your... Come on.

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126.573 - 128.275 Unknown

He's taking this one down.

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Chapter 8: How do they feel about sex scenes in movies?

128.635 - 132.259 Unknown

But this was the original one that she was referencing.

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132.4 - 157.111 Sal Vulcano

Yeah, this is how we got into the world. Oh my God. I thought it was going to be blurred or something. We just saw directly in his ass. Bro. Bro. I wasn't ready for that. Bro. Oh, I didn't know this was on YouTube. Yeah, dude. Again, can you spell the name of his channel? Oh, my God, dude. There's no show. Oh, it's disgusting. But look how smooth it is.

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157.151 - 158.193 Unknown

You didn't see how smooth it was.

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158.213 - 183.468 Sal Vulcano

I don't need to see it. You didn't even see the results. Just look how smooth. Sal, Sal, do yourself a favor. Look how smooth. Oh my God. Look how well that nair works. That is, that is, that is, that's intrusive, man. I don't want to see that. But like, I don't like that he has to show you the wipe. Like, bro, we get it. But did you see his b-hole and how clean it was? Please just look.

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183.488 - 184.51 Christina P

Can you just put the still on his b-hole?

184.53 - 186.534 Sal Vulcano

I don't because if I look, I won't forget the image.

186.734 - 187.195 Unknown

It's okay.

187.215 - 207.816 Sal Vulcano

I already got enough of the image. Imagine it's a woman's b-hole because that's what it looks like. I can't. I'm not an idiot. I can't just imagine it's a woman's. It's disgusting. You know, I might have told you guys on this show before, but I have a weak constitution. Really? Yeah, yeah. What do you mean? Well, if I look at that, I could throw up. I really could throw up.

207.856 - 231.012 Sal Vulcano

And do you want to know something crazy? Yeah. I have a severe phobia of vomiting. So if you were to do that. Yeah, it would be like stand by me. Everyone just stopped vomiting. This would be the worst episode ever. Oh my God. That was, I cannot believe that's on YouTube out there. Wow. I thought they just did like unboxings. Yeah, me too. He basically just unboxed his asshole. Oh my God.

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