Sal Vulcano

So for me, I go, holy crap, this is unthinkable.

But not if that was a thing that I was into.

And I suppose there's a version of that of like, well, I build houses.

And then some people go, I could never, ever.

And I go, I know.

But to me, it's not that impressive because I do it and I understand it.

When people get involved with stuff they don't need to get involved in and sort of insert themselves, especially in an aggressive way...

And you could have just kept walking and none of this would have ever happened.

I'm very interested in that because it feels so counter to what I would ever do.

You're like, dude, we're just all trying to get to work.

Yes, you're laying down.

You've hot glued yourself to the pavement.

I'm driving on the freeway.

And the thing about me...

And everyone should know this.

I have been driving in L.A.

for almost, no, for 45 years.

45 years in a town riddled with illegals who don't know how to drive, who are totally uninsured and drunk.

Everybody I know who's lived in LA for more than seven years has a story about getting clipped by an illegal and that intersection.

The guy was drunk Dawson.