Sam Alexander

Why don't you just go get and go out there and observe him and, you know, manage the situation and let him just have him shoot the raccoon?

Because she doesn't want to shoot the raccoon.

She's not interested in that.

And I'm like, alternatively, just have the son get his new pellet gun and just have him go shoot it until it either dies or leaves.

Fair.

And she's like, okay, thank you.

Those are things I can work on.

And then, you know, I was at the store getting stuff, and I sent her a message a little bit later, like, did you get it taken care of?

And then I hear, no, it climbed up into the undercarriage of the van.

And I was like, okay, is it in the undercarriage or is it in the engine compartment?

Because if it's in the undercarriage, I'm like, just drive away.

Yeah.

But if it's in the engine compartment, that's a whole new can of worms.

She goes, it's in the engine compartment.

Like...

And then she tells me, well, her dad's coming over because he was going to bring hay for the chicken coop and everything for my son's chickens.

And so she just calls him, tells him to hurry up.

He gets over there, and they start poking around in the engine compartment trying to get that raccoon out of there.

And it is jammed down in there somewhere, and they cannot get it out of there.

And it's a Chevy Express, so there's no actually getting in around the engine.