Sam Alexander

Mike Gonsalves, who's satisfied with waterfowl season.

Welcome back to another episode of AK-47 Radio.

And I'm Dave Packard, who is finally unbroken.

Back from the gulag, and sometimes back from space, we have Cosmonaut General Mikhail Gonsalves.

Around the campfire tonight, we have from my personal favorite YouTube channel, Jace Cox with Fab Rats.

We have the Commissar, Will, but that's not his real name.

And, um, barely back, and possibly on my way to the dead, I'm Sam Alexander.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

About like it was 10 minutes ago when I first started talking to you.

It's all good.

I've got a little extra grit in my voice.

So, for those that don't know, what is Fab Rats?

I'm doing my best Nick Dooley from the Air 15 podcast impression, and it's still lame in comparison.

Except for it's such a low bar because his voice is so low.

It's an oxymoron.

That kid is what they call an oxymoron.

I got food poisoning over the weekend.

Probably because my immune system was shit from having food poisoning, I had a cold off one of my kids, which is not fun.

They turboed a golf cart.

So it turns out Walmart rotisserie chickens are not to be trusted.