Sam Alexander

Well, awesome.

I've been a fan of you guys for four years, at least four years.

I think I first started watching you guys when Paul and Michelle went across the Rubicon in the top.

because i'm an idiot that's fair because both my wife and i are eating so i cooked you know i cut meat for the kids and her first and that came off the outside of the bird and then i went down to the inside of the bird to cut for myself and it's like man this looks a little underdone

Yeah, it's been a minute.

But I didn't want to make a big fuss out of it because I'd made a fuss out of it one time, and it took that chicken like 45 minutes to come up to temp in the oven.

I was like, whatever.

It's been a long day.

It'll be fine.

And then my wife had the same thought, but neither of us said anything.

So then, yeah, following the day, about middle of the day, it's like, oh, no.

You're not wrong.

They're not $5 footlongs anymore, sir.

That is how we know capitalism has failed.

We no longer have $5 footlongs.

Well, if we're going to talk about it, we'll talk about it.

They're already halfway there with waterfowl craft because they have a bunch of jet skis.

Oh, by the way, if you're watching live, are we actually live over there on Rumble, guys?

How many miles did you guys run on that river?

Yeah.