Sam Edmund

The young man from North Melbourne?

Tell me.

I've got a basic area.

I've got a basic area.

It sounds like a little bit of hijinks where they're throwing eggs at cars or people or whatever, which is taboo.

You shouldn't do stuff like that.

Throwing eggs.

No, you shouldn't throw eggs at cars and people.

If you're an AFL player, although I'm about to tell you a story in a minute.

I don't think anybody should throw eggs, Gary.

Right.

Anybody, right?

Yep.

But I'll tell you this story about when I was much younger and I was home at Dimboola and I think it was a long weekend.

It might have been the Easter weekend.

I went to bed early like I do because I had a paper round and I got awoken very, very early in the morning, maybe about 1.30.

There was a massive commotion going on outside and

And my younger brother, who was a bit of a scallywag when he was young, and some mates had bought some rotten eggs.

So they'd hidden under the culvert on the main highway between Melbourne and Adelaide, which was out the front of our place.

And they were throwing eggs up at cars and, you know, smashing the eggs on the cars.