Sam Irby

And like, but it feels rude to call Bob an acquaintance because that just is like a rude word. So we need like a capital S friend and a lowercase S friend.

And like, but it feels rude to call Bob an acquaintance because that just is like a rude word. So we need like a capital S friend and a lowercase S friend.

I do not want any depth whatsoever. I told you that's where the lava is. We can only dip... toe in there before like things get dangerous so i try to stay near the top of the volcano where it's like smoky and sexy and fun but i only get into the lava with a few people because and i'll tell you that makes perfect sense i'm not gonna put it on them

I do not want any depth whatsoever. I told you that's where the lava is. We can only dip... toe in there before like things get dangerous so i try to stay near the top of the volcano where it's like smoky and sexy and fun but i only get into the lava with a few people because and i'll tell you that makes perfect sense i'm not gonna put it on them

I do not want any depth whatsoever. I told you that's where the lava is. We can only dip... toe in there before like things get dangerous so i try to stay near the top of the volcano where it's like smoky and sexy and fun but i only get into the lava with a few people because and i'll tell you that makes perfect sense i'm not gonna put it on them

I'm going to say that I have that fear of when people really get down and see what's in there, that they're going to be like, oh, bye. And that's one of the hazards, I think, of being a funny person, not just in life, but in my career, is that sometimes people don't think that lower level exists. And then they are surprised when they get up.

I'm going to say that I have that fear of when people really get down and see what's in there, that they're going to be like, oh, bye. And that's one of the hazards, I think, of being a funny person, not just in life, but in my career, is that sometimes people don't think that lower level exists. And then they are surprised when they get up.

I'm going to say that I have that fear of when people really get down and see what's in there, that they're going to be like, oh, bye. And that's one of the hazards, I think, of being a funny person, not just in life, but in my career, is that sometimes people don't think that lower level exists. And then they are surprised when they get up.

glimpse of it and i'm like all i do is write about depression how do you think that manifests itself for real so i think like having lowercase f friends um it like feels good to the ego it's good to know people it's good to have people around but also i'm not in danger of finding out any of their dark shit and they're not in danger of finding out any of mine

glimpse of it and i'm like all i do is write about depression how do you think that manifests itself for real so i think like having lowercase f friends um it like feels good to the ego it's good to know people it's good to have people around but also i'm not in danger of finding out any of their dark shit and they're not in danger of finding out any of mine

glimpse of it and i'm like all i do is write about depression how do you think that manifests itself for real so i think like having lowercase f friends um it like feels good to the ego it's good to know people it's good to have people around but also i'm not in danger of finding out any of their dark shit and they're not in danger of finding out any of mine

And thus rejecting me on account of that darkness.

And thus rejecting me on account of that darkness.

And thus rejecting me on account of that darkness.

Yeah. Like entertaining them. I do. It never bothers me until I have a problem and I talk about it to someone who wants funny Sam. And they're like, oh, just laugh it off. And I'm like, no, no, this is the part where you find out that I got to go to bed for three days about it. Sometimes it takes like a little distance. I can always laugh at things, maybe not in the moment.

Yeah. Like entertaining them. I do. It never bothers me until I have a problem and I talk about it to someone who wants funny Sam. And they're like, oh, just laugh it off. And I'm like, no, no, this is the part where you find out that I got to go to bed for three days about it. Sometimes it takes like a little distance. I can always laugh at things, maybe not in the moment.

Yeah. Like entertaining them. I do. It never bothers me until I have a problem and I talk about it to someone who wants funny Sam. And they're like, oh, just laugh it off. And I'm like, no, no, this is the part where you find out that I got to go to bed for three days about it. Sometimes it takes like a little distance. I can always laugh at things, maybe not in the moment.

Or the next day, eventually I'll get there. There have been people who can't deal with the, in the moment, like I'm not over this yet. And then you know, that's never going to be your capital F friend. Always going to be a lowercase. Never call that person when you have a problem. Never expect more from them than the surface that you're getting.

Or the next day, eventually I'll get there. There have been people who can't deal with the, in the moment, like I'm not over this yet. And then you know, that's never going to be your capital F friend. Always going to be a lowercase. Never call that person when you have a problem. Never expect more from them than the surface that you're getting.

Or the next day, eventually I'll get there. There have been people who can't deal with the, in the moment, like I'm not over this yet. And then you know, that's never going to be your capital F friend. Always going to be a lowercase. Never call that person when you have a problem. Never expect more from them than the surface that you're getting.