Sam Irby

Our real life is going to start as soon as you guys leave. So it was, it forced us to be slow. Like I didn't meet the kids for a year. We really took our time and we lived in different places. So it was good that we really took our time and... I also was really cognizant of, you got to do your relationship grieving. You got to do all.

Our real life is going to start as soon as you guys leave. So it was, it forced us to be slow. Like I didn't meet the kids for a year. We really took our time and we lived in different places. So it was good that we really took our time and... I also was really cognizant of, you got to do your relationship grieving. You got to do all.

I needed her to do all of her stuff and make sure that she was on board. And it was good. We took a long time. And then I was like, oh, your health insurance is better than mine? I'm moving to Michigan. Are you done? Are you done with your grieving? Blue Cross? Yeah. Get the U-Haul.

I needed her to do all of her stuff and make sure that she was on board. And it was good. We took a long time. And then I was like, oh, your health insurance is better than mine? I'm moving to Michigan. Are you done? Are you done with your grieving? Blue Cross? Yeah. Get the U-Haul.

I needed her to do all of her stuff and make sure that she was on board. And it was good. We took a long time. And then I was like, oh, your health insurance is better than mine? I'm moving to Michigan. Are you done? Are you done with your grieving? Blue Cross? Yeah. Get the U-Haul.

I don't. I consider myself an adjacent adult who can pay for things and drive to things. My step-kids are...

I don't. I consider myself an adjacent adult who can pay for things and drive to things. My step-kids are...

I don't. I consider myself an adjacent adult who can pay for things and drive to things. My step-kids are...

great they're really great they're funny um and they're like charming like they're all the stuff you want they've always been like good kids the problem i mean i shouldn't even say it's a problem it's me i am not parental i am not unconditional i'm very like oh you didn't wash that plate after all the money i spent you know what i mean like the worst

great they're really great they're funny um and they're like charming like they're all the stuff you want they've always been like good kids the problem i mean i shouldn't even say it's a problem it's me i am not parental i am not unconditional i'm very like oh you didn't wash that plate after all the money i spent you know what i mean like the worst

great they're really great they're funny um and they're like charming like they're all the stuff you want they've always been like good kids the problem i mean i shouldn't even say it's a problem it's me i am not parental i am not unconditional i'm very like oh you didn't wash that plate after all the money i spent you know what i mean like the worst

The worst things that you... You know how when you're a kid, you're like, man, when I'm older and I'm around kids, I'm going to be so cool. I'm not. I have to stop myself from being like, do you know how much that chair that you're standing up on costs? And I don't say it, but I feel in my soul that I want to say it. So... It's so refreshing that you're telling the truth about this. Thank you.

The worst things that you... You know how when you're a kid, you're like, man, when I'm older and I'm around kids, I'm going to be so cool. I'm not. I have to stop myself from being like, do you know how much that chair that you're standing up on costs? And I don't say it, but I feel in my soul that I want to say it. So... It's so refreshing that you're telling the truth about this. Thank you.

The worst things that you... You know how when you're a kid, you're like, man, when I'm older and I'm around kids, I'm going to be so cool. I'm not. I have to stop myself from being like, do you know how much that chair that you're standing up on costs? And I don't say it, but I feel in my soul that I want to say it. So... It's so refreshing that you're telling the truth about this. Thank you.

You know, I don't know how parents do it. There was a reason I didn't have kids because like I knew that I would just be the worst version. Like I'd buy the kid everything and do all this stuff and I'm sure I would teach it to read. But I also would be like, I'm taking that iPad if you don't do exactly what I say right now. So I don't think of myself as a step parent because I don't,

You know, I don't know how parents do it. There was a reason I didn't have kids because like I knew that I would just be the worst version. Like I'd buy the kid everything and do all this stuff and I'm sure I would teach it to read. But I also would be like, I'm taking that iPad if you don't do exactly what I say right now. So I don't think of myself as a step parent because I don't,

You know, I don't know how parents do it. There was a reason I didn't have kids because like I knew that I would just be the worst version. Like I'd buy the kid everything and do all this stuff and I'm sure I would teach it to read. But I also would be like, I'm taking that iPad if you don't do exactly what I say right now. So I don't think of myself as a step parent because I don't,

I don't like tell them what to do. Yeah, I don't parent. I don't tell them what to do. I don't say you should study this. Like we hang out, we watch movies. I'm like their cool aunt who has sex with their mom.

I don't like tell them what to do. Yeah, I don't parent. I don't tell them what to do. I don't say you should study this. Like we hang out, we watch movies. I'm like their cool aunt who has sex with their mom.

I don't like tell them what to do. Yeah, I don't parent. I don't tell them what to do. I don't say you should study this. Like we hang out, we watch movies. I'm like their cool aunt who has sex with their mom.