Sam Irby

Abby, you are a person who, I mean, I know you love to be in the mix. You love to go to stuff. You love to be there. You love to talk to people. I'm in awe of a person like you, but not, I would never want to be that or you. Yes.

Abby, you are a person who, I mean, I know you love to be in the mix. You love to go to stuff. You love to be there. You love to talk to people. I'm in awe of a person like you, but not, I would never want to be that or you. Yes.

Abby, you are a person who, I mean, I know you love to be in the mix. You love to go to stuff. You love to be there. You love to talk to people. I'm in awe of a person like you, but not, I would never want to be that or you. Yes.

Let's just take a moment with that sentence. It's true. It's true. We live in this time of like racing to get your take out. And I am always considering the source. And the source is rarely a person who is smart or thoughtful or, you know what I mean? Every time I see an infographic, I'm like, who said that? Where'd they go to school? What's their qualification? Shut the fuck up.

Let's just take a moment with that sentence. It's true. It's true. We live in this time of like racing to get your take out. And I am always considering the source. And the source is rarely a person who is smart or thoughtful or, you know what I mean? Every time I see an infographic, I'm like, who said that? Where'd they go to school? What's their qualification? Shut the fuck up.

Let's just take a moment with that sentence. It's true. It's true. We live in this time of like racing to get your take out. And I am always considering the source. And the source is rarely a person who is smart or thoughtful or, you know what I mean? Every time I see an infographic, I'm like, who said that? Where'd they go to school? What's their qualification? Shut the fuck up.

I just don't, I am not interested in anything like regular people think they know about big things. You ate at a breakfast place that was terrible? Tell me about that. I don't want to hear their take on global politics or whatever. Let's leave that to the experts. It's so freeing. If you can prove to me that you read a book on the subject that you are pontificating on, then maybe I'll listen.

I just don't, I am not interested in anything like regular people think they know about big things. You ate at a breakfast place that was terrible? Tell me about that. I don't want to hear their take on global politics or whatever. Let's leave that to the experts. It's so freeing. If you can prove to me that you read a book on the subject that you are pontificating on, then maybe I'll listen.

I just don't, I am not interested in anything like regular people think they know about big things. You ate at a breakfast place that was terrible? Tell me about that. I don't want to hear their take on global politics or whatever. Let's leave that to the experts. It's so freeing. If you can prove to me that you read a book on the subject that you are pontificating on, then maybe I'll listen.

I probably won't, but maybe. I'm just this thing where, like, because someone said it loud, we gotta listen is bonkers to me. I don't know anything. I can tell you I had a Starbucks this morning that was delicious. You can believe that. I went to high school in like 40 years ago. I'm 42. However many years ago, I graduated at 17.

I probably won't, but maybe. I'm just this thing where, like, because someone said it loud, we gotta listen is bonkers to me. I don't know anything. I can tell you I had a Starbucks this morning that was delicious. You can believe that. I went to high school in like 40 years ago. I'm 42. However many years ago, I graduated at 17.

I probably won't, but maybe. I'm just this thing where, like, because someone said it loud, we gotta listen is bonkers to me. I don't know anything. I can tell you I had a Starbucks this morning that was delicious. You can believe that. I went to high school in like 40 years ago. I'm 42. However many years ago, I graduated at 17.

I'm not even smart enough to do the math to tell you how long ago I went. Your class in 98. Yes. Don't listen to anything I say. I wouldn't attempt to say anything smart about anything. I can only tell you about my little ant of an experience in terms of like this giant world.

I'm not even smart enough to do the math to tell you how long ago I went. Your class in 98. Yes. Don't listen to anything I say. I wouldn't attempt to say anything smart about anything. I can only tell you about my little ant of an experience in terms of like this giant world.

I'm not even smart enough to do the math to tell you how long ago I went. Your class in 98. Yes. Don't listen to anything I say. I wouldn't attempt to say anything smart about anything. I can only tell you about my little ant of an experience in terms of like this giant world.

So smart. No, that is it. Just listen, shut up and listen. Oh, that's our next right thing. The less sophisticated way of saying that. Shut the fuck up and listen.

So smart. No, that is it. Just listen, shut up and listen. Oh, that's our next right thing. The less sophisticated way of saying that. Shut the fuck up and listen.

So smart. No, that is it. Just listen, shut up and listen. Oh, that's our next right thing. The less sophisticated way of saying that. Shut the fuck up and listen.

Thank you for having me. What a joy. I'm glad I didn't miss out on this.

Thank you for having me. What a joy. I'm glad I didn't miss out on this.