Sam McKnight

It was a great price because it was so small.

But I remember my mum feeling sorry for me that she was like, it's really small for one person.

But you guys managed to make it work with two people, right?

Did I ever tell you, now just as a way aside, guys, Andrew, did I ever tell you about the breakfast sausages?

I actually think you do, but tell it again.

So what happened was I was at this small place and I thought, you know what I'd really like this morning?

I'd like some breakfast sausages.

Now, remember, I was a poor student back at this time, Hilda and Michelle.

So what I did was I went out and got them, come back to the apartment, put them on the stove.

And the issue was that this extractor fan was so underpowered and I must have burnt them.

There was so much smoke.

It set the fire alarm off.

And the cost, if the fire department came out, if the fire engines came out, was like $1,000.

Now, I couldn't afford that.

So I picked up the pan and I put my arm out the window 14 floors up.

Thank God there was nothing under there.

And the sausages are smoking like hell.

And so I tipped them out.

They didn't go on any poor person's head.

There was like a little garden below.