Sam Morril
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Not every door is a lock.
Tell that to Matt Lauer.
I remember in the fraternity, we had bunk beds, and we'd put shower curtains over our bed.
And so whatever happened, that was like the do not disturb was the shower curtain.
Over the bed.
And it was like everybody knew, but nobody was saying anything.
You were hoping for it, you know, a little Mormon soak tug action, you know?
If Eric up top is jerking hard enough, you get a little emotion in the ocean.
Isn't that the premise of the show?
Yeah, listen, see?
We should have sent you the transcript.
This is old movie talk.
You guys were doing the sock on the door?
No.
And it was a fedora if you were getting pegged.
I don't think you'd want it.
College feels very like you'd want to brag.
Even if you weren't fucking, you'd put a tie on it.
That's a good point.
That's a guy who's done a corporate gig once or twice.