Sam Morril

Eight crazy nights. But I love Christmas. A little all-day NBA on Christmas. We got football now, too. I mean, this is a good time. Order a little Chinese food. Hell, yeah. Watch my Knickerbockers. Yeah.

Eight crazy nights. But I love Christmas. A little all-day NBA on Christmas. We got football now, too. I mean, this is a good time. Order a little Chinese food. Hell, yeah. Watch my Knickerbockers. Yeah.

The hobo pissing is what does it for me. Oh, yeah. Good times. And it really is. You feel the cheer. People are in good spirits.

The hobo pissing is what does it for me. Oh, yeah. Good times. And it really is. You feel the cheer. People are in good spirits.

The hobo pissing is what does it for me. Oh, yeah. Good times. And it really is. You feel the cheer. People are in good spirits.

That's a good point. I guess my life is sad.

That's a good point. I guess my life is sad.

That's a good point. I guess my life is sad.

Everything about my picture is better than yours, by the way.

Everything about my picture is better than yours, by the way.

Everything about my picture is better than yours, by the way.

For those listening, Matt Salacuse is holding up my picture with Larry David next to Mark's.

For those listening, Matt Salacuse is holding up my picture with Larry David next to Mark's.

For those listening, Matt Salacuse is holding up my picture with Larry David next to Mark's.

Yeah, Larry does not look happy in yours. I got a smile.

Yeah, Larry does not look happy in yours. I got a smile.

Yeah, Larry does not look happy in yours. I got a smile.

So I'm in Austin. My agent reps Larry David now for live events. This is why we're having more trouble selling tickets on the road. We're going up against everybody. Yeah. Not just comics now. It's, you know, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. Right. It's comedians. I know. Hawk Tua is doing a tour. You see that? I didn't. Yeah. She's out there. She's only taking money in Hawk Tua coin.

So I'm in Austin. My agent reps Larry David now for live events. This is why we're having more trouble selling tickets on the road. We're going up against everybody. Yeah. Not just comics now. It's, you know, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. Right. It's comedians. I know. Hawk Tua is doing a tour. You see that? I didn't. Yeah. She's out there. She's only taking money in Hawk Tua coin.

So I'm in Austin. My agent reps Larry David now for live events. This is why we're having more trouble selling tickets on the road. We're going up against everybody. Yeah. Not just comics now. It's, you know, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. Right. It's comedians. I know. Hawk Tua is doing a tour. You see that? I didn't. Yeah. She's out there. She's only taking money in Hawk Tua coin.