We Might Be Drunk
Ari Shaffir - w/ Mark Normand & Sam Morril - We Might Be Drunk Podcast
20 Apr 2026
Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Those are real boards, Peters. Yeah, right.
Take them outside and do some tricks.
Yeah. Maybe we should put the... No, no, no. Don't cross them. Yeah, yeah. Show them. Maybe the bidet cap one we put... No, no, no. Put it, like, right here. Should we put the bidet... We could hang it up there.
Yeah, we could hang them, right?
It might be too tall, though, for a camera. Oh, yeah. Put it on that, like, pillar? Yeah, there you go. We could get rid of the YouTube thing. Who cares about that? That's 100,000. That's a big fucking deal. My kid saw that, and he was like, you got one of those?
Yeah, people care about that. People give a shit. Where are we at now? Have we gone up? 280.
All right, all right. When's the next one you get? A million. A million? Damn, that's tough. That's insane. 100,000, a million.
I know, right? Big jump. Guess we're keeping that up. I've never seen Saleke defend anything like that in my life. Are you fucking kidding me? That's a big deal.
Are we recording? Should we just keep that?
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Chapter 2: What are some wild travel stories shared?
We're supposed to have Guy on, but he's in a... We're supposed to have Guy Fieri on the podcast today. Yeah. And I guess he shook Andrew Tate's hand and we didn't have him. Yeah. We're going from Guy to Goy? Wait, no.
No.
Guy to Nogoy. Yes. We're gonna have an Ari Shafir on there. I guess this isn't the image rehabilitation pod.
Oh, there he is. Oh, shit. Welcome back. He's wearing a romper. Watch out.
Holy shit.
Looking good. There he is.
You're dressed like a pregnant woman. What the hell happened? Hell yeah.
Have you started?
Yeah, go piss. You're on air.
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Chapter 3: How do comedians balance content creation and life experiences?
Goddamn. That's like a Mexican PBR. It kind of hit, though. Yeah, they weren't bad.
Put a little lime in one of those cans. That's true.
I drank a lot of them. Yeah, that was all right. Yeah, back then, you'd wake up, you'd have diarrhea, and then you were back.
I'm just not a big beer guy.
Yeah, I gave it up with my old age.
It's not my go-to. I'd rather have a whiskey or a cocktail or something. Same.
But beer looks good. It looks good. You see a baseball game with a big glass of beer. I'm like, oh, and the sun. It's the peeing for me that's the issue. Oh, the peeing. Yeah, you already pee. You already pee a lot without beer.
Or coffee. Right. And then in this fucking heat, you've got to drink some water.
Yeah, but yeah, beer, you know, like the Shawshank Redemption, the roof scene with that bucket of gold beers. Ah, man, that's heaven. But I'm with you. Hey, look at it. It looks like Jesus in Spring Break. This is wild. What's shaking, man? What is that, linen?
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Chapter 4: What are the highlights of Ari's trip to South America?
Nice to meet you, too. Nice to meet you, too. All right, I guess we're going for it. It's summer, baby. The summer here. We're having a heat wave this week. This is so annoying.
I love it.
Really? Yeah, you can only time you can wear this outfit. That's true. That and Coachella.
I'm in one of those old buildings where they can't switch all the way to AC yet. They're like, no, it's not on yet. We haven't committed to being warm. It's a whole thing. Brutal. And climate change, it's going back and forth and back and forth. It's like a woman with her moods. And what never changes is landlords. We're still going to do the minimum. It's just annoying.
Well, you guys know all them.
We have the direct line that's not working. I know.
If we can't get it to work. Does the phone ring by going, I missed you guys. It's good to have you back there. You look like the gay Ayatollah. Or the Ayatollah. One was gay, apparently. I heard that.
Ayatollah is.
Hey. Yeah. Does he throw himself off a roof? Okay.
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Chapter 5: What are the benefits of taking a break from content creation?
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Sarah, the weather's getting warmer. What are we going to start doing? As the weather gets warmer, you start opening windows, spending more time outside, and that's when the bugs start showing up again. These fucking bugs, cunts. Pesty's a simple way to deal with it. Hey, there's a lot of difficulty. I need a simplified kit. What? I needed something simple.
You need, like, a customized kit, you mean? Something you need with, like, a sprayer, pesticide, gloves, and instructions you can follow in a few minutes? Yeah. Well, this is right for you. Well, hold on. Now, what grade is this? Is this the same as, like, professionals use or is it amateur hour? It's professional grade treatment used by pest control companies, but you can apply it yourself. Okay.
I love this shit. I use it all the time. I give it to Mark's kid. What is it, like $1,000?
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Chapter 6: How do comedians balance storytelling and punchlines?
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Yeah. I didn't use it because I got in this podcast today. I've been using it. And Ari's got big fake tits, so he knows what he's talking about. Look at those jiggle. Shopify includes tools that help you write product descriptions, approve product images, and streamline your workflow. You can also create email and social campaigns to reach customers and grow your audience. Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.
That's all great and narrow. But can it handle, like, shippings and returns and shit? It sure can, Ari.
Chapter 7: What unique experiences does Ari Shaffir share from his travels?
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That is frothy and delicious.
So the grape liqueur. Great job.
Thank you. This would feel good against your ball back. What is this?
Is this a staple of Cusco? The jewel of Latin America? This is a staple there. And it's just, like, they're shockingly strong. You also can get them just straight, high-level pisco over rocks and stuff. Like, rum in Dominican Republic is, like, nicer. And just pisco straight is really good. Yeah, but people mostly do pisco sours. That's their drink.
Now I get why they're fighting over this. This is delightful.
This is really fucking good. I added a splash of pineapple. Oh! How does this compare, Ari, to like a Chilean or whatever, Peruvian? Right there. Yeah, how does it compare? Right there. No, if I got this at a bar in Cusco, I'm like, great, thank you, this is awesome. Thank you. Yeah. What would that be at a bar? 14 cents? I mean, yeah, like $3. Nice. That's crazy.
When you were in Argentina or Chile, was the currency rate constantly changing? Because when I was one, each, it was like per shop, they would be doing the math for the conversion. Bolivia was that. Right. Interesting. So Bolivia was, it was 7 to 1. But they're like, you are dumb if you try to go to a bank and get 7 to 1. That's dumb. Because the actual street currency was between 11 and 14 to 1.
Whoa.
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Chapter 8: What lessons can be learned from the challenges of traveling?
I think it's this. And then you'd go to a different shop. It's a massive difference. It's massive. It's a massive difference. For a hundred bucks, how far it'll go, it'll go two extra days if you just get the right place.
Now, you're exotic over there. Were the ladies going, hey, who's this hunk of Jew?
My hair, what's left of my hair would get touched a lot.
Oh, that's the telltale sign.
Yeah. A little beard play. Yeah. Now, it wasn't as much as I would have loved, but it was all right. Yeah, the locals are like, what are you... Yeah, I'm trying to think why I went to Deep Jungle and stuff. More action from the street dog. It wasn't like Cambodia or Thailand where they see you as a way out.
Right, right, yeah.
There, they're really like, ooh, I can get this one. They latch on to you.
Yeah.
Really? Bro. Like how? Two ways in Cambodia or Thailand they can get you on the hook. One... I'm moving you back to the States. Sure. To Tucson. Oh, my God. What a better life.
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