Sam Morril

There we go. We take a sprinter and there's two cars, one with me and Gary, another car with Brian and James. Brian's the tour manager, James films the shows. And we leave early because we're like, you guys go ahead, we got to clean up here. We're like, all right, we're going from Charlotte. It's the first fucking night, by the way. Charlotte to, I believe... Richmond, I don't, it doesn't matter.

It's not important to the story. I know I paused there, but the guy, oh, here we go. Hey, what's up, boys? I'm mid-story. Sit down, sit down. Let's shake it. I'm mid-story. I got a road story.

It's not important to the story. I know I paused there, but the guy, oh, here we go. Hey, what's up, boys? I'm mid-story. Sit down, sit down. Let's shake it. I'm mid-story. I got a road story.

It's not important to the story. I know I paused there, but the guy, oh, here we go. Hey, what's up, boys? I'm mid-story. Sit down, sit down. Let's shake it. I'm mid-story. I got a road story.

I'm in the middle of this story. It's the first week of my tour. We're in a Sprinter. We're not on the tour bus yet. We're in a Sprinter. It's me and Gary Veeder. The driver, we're watching the movie The Substance on my computer to try to just stay awake, you know? the driver fucking falls asleep at the wheel. And he drives off the road. We're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I'm in the middle of this story. It's the first week of my tour. We're in a Sprinter. We're not on the tour bus yet. We're in a Sprinter. It's me and Gary Veeder. The driver, we're watching the movie The Substance on my computer to try to just stay awake, you know? the driver fucking falls asleep at the wheel. And he drives off the road. We're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I'm in the middle of this story. It's the first week of my tour. We're in a Sprinter. We're not on the tour bus yet. We're in a Sprinter. It's me and Gary Veeder. The driver, we're watching the movie The Substance on my computer to try to just stay awake, you know? the driver fucking falls asleep at the wheel. And he drives off the road. We're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

And he goes, he goes, oh, sorry about that. Sorry about that. I'm like, are you good? Do we need to get you coffee?

And he goes, he goes, oh, sorry about that. Sorry about that. I'm like, are you good? Do we need to get you coffee?

And he goes, he goes, oh, sorry about that. Sorry about that. I'm like, are you good? Do we need to get you coffee?

I'm good. I heard the movie was good.

I'm good. I heard the movie was good.

I'm good. I heard the movie was good.

It's not. It's not. And the movie might have saved our life by not being good. Wow. Because he falls asleep again like an hour later. What? And this time he drives straight off the fucking road. We're in the wrong lane. And we start feeling the side of the road thing. Yeah, yeah. We're feeling it. And Gary and I hate this movie, The Substance, so much that it's keeping us awake.

It's not. It's not. And the movie might have saved our life by not being good. Wow. Because he falls asleep again like an hour later. What? And this time he drives straight off the fucking road. We're in the wrong lane. And we start feeling the side of the road thing. Yeah, yeah. We're feeling it. And Gary and I hate this movie, The Substance, so much that it's keeping us awake.

It's not. It's not. And the movie might have saved our life by not being good. Wow. Because he falls asleep again like an hour later. What? And this time he drives straight off the fucking road. We're in the wrong lane. And we start feeling the side of the road thing. Yeah, yeah. We're feeling it. And Gary and I hate this movie, The Substance, so much that it's keeping us awake.

If we weren't watching this movie, we're dead. Whoa. Because Gary, yeah, we're watching. We're like, what the fuck? We got to know what happens even though we can't stand this. And Gary just grabs the driver and starts shaking him. We're like, wake up, wake up. And the guy's like, ugh. Pulls over. What time of day? Night, I'm sorry. Oh, it's like 3 a.m. at this point.

If we weren't watching this movie, we're dead. Whoa. Because Gary, yeah, we're watching. We're like, what the fuck? We got to know what happens even though we can't stand this. And Gary just grabs the driver and starts shaking him. We're like, wake up, wake up. And the guy's like, ugh. Pulls over. What time of day? Night, I'm sorry. Oh, it's like 3 a.m. at this point.

If we weren't watching this movie, we're dead. Whoa. Because Gary, yeah, we're watching. We're like, what the fuck? We got to know what happens even though we can't stand this. And Gary just grabs the driver and starts shaking him. We're like, wake up, wake up. And the guy's like, ugh. Pulls over. What time of day? Night, I'm sorry. Oh, it's like 3 a.m. at this point.

And we left 20 minutes ahead of Brian and James who are in the other car. And they're like 20 minutes ahead of us because this guy's going. And he even said when he pulled over, he's like, I'm sorry I went so slow. We're like, no, the fact that you went slow.