Sam Morril

We were like, we got to get out of here, right? He's like, no, I don't. He's just like hanging out. We're like, all right. I got a text from Mateo Lane. Like, it's fine. Don't worry about it. That's cool. It's Bill Burr, you know?

You fucking asshole.

You fucking asshole.

If you want to piss him off, just tell him the Patriots Super Bowl doesn't count where Marshawn Lynch should have run it.

If you want to piss him off, just tell him the Patriots Super Bowl doesn't count where Marshawn Lynch should have run it.

He screamed at me for like 15 minutes straight. Really? Yeah.

He screamed at me for like 15 minutes straight. Really? Yeah.

I'm not looking to piss him off.

I'm not looking to piss him off.

Dude.

Dude.

But it's like, yeah, I'm not thrilled either. The hell.

But it's like, yeah, I'm not thrilled either. The hell.

But it's like, well, I'm doing the tour bus for the whole thing. So it's a lot of public restroom shitting. Yeah. Because you're like, you know, you can't poop on that bus.

But it's like, well, I'm doing the tour bus for the whole thing. So it's a lot of public restroom shitting. Yeah. Because you're like, you know, you can't poop on that bus.

You're not allowed to. So next day, you know, either the rec center, we go play a little ball or we, you know. That's kind of nice. Go to get, yeah, poop there or you poop at there.

You're not allowed to. So next day, you know, either the rec center, we go play a little ball or we, you know. That's kind of nice. Go to get, yeah, poop there or you poop at there.

It bugs me, too, that these, like, heroin addicts are, like, worried about germs.

It bugs me, too, that these, like, heroin addicts are, like, worried about germs.

Yeah, like, fuck, just do heroin, you fucking pussy. Yeah, be a fucking pussy. Be a man.