Sam Morril

You don't walk into a happy room there either. No.

i see that with with gary because you know who i tour with he's got a family and and i don't so i i'm seeing he's like you know she's like you didn't facetime me i'm like oh my god i'm just fucking you know i'm having a lot of pressure watching your kids cry through facetime while you're in a hotel room while your wife is just like huffing yeah is might be it's hell it's the fucking worst like yeah

i see that with with gary because you know who i tour with he's got a family and and i don't so i i'm seeing he's like you know she's like you didn't facetime me i'm like oh my god i'm just fucking you know i'm having a lot of pressure watching your kids cry through facetime while you're in a hotel room while your wife is just like huffing yeah is might be it's hell it's the fucking worst like yeah

It's a good example to work, too, for your kids. That's the thing. You followed your dream, and it worked out, and your kids will see that when they grow up, and that's a cool thing, too.

It's a good example to work, too, for your kids. That's the thing. You followed your dream, and it worked out, and your kids will see that when they grow up, and that's a cool thing, too.

We got you a babysitter. His name is Jared Fogle. Yeah.

We got you a babysitter. His name is Jared Fogle. Yeah.

And you got this going, so you have other things going on. Yeah, I think you said a good... I hear it more from female comics, because I think women are expected to be like the... The mom should be there. The mom shouldn't be traveling.

And you got this going, so you have other things going on. Yeah, I think you said a good... I hear it more from female comics, because I think women are expected to be like the... The mom should be there. The mom shouldn't be traveling.

And I know some female comics who have babies or young kids, and they're just like... Rachel Feinstein is one of my best friends, and she was like... He could go to work whenever. He could do all these 24-hour shifts. I leave for a spot. They treat me like I'm Casey Anthony. So it's like...

And I know some female comics who have babies or young kids, and they're just like... Rachel Feinstein is one of my best friends, and she was like... He could go to work whenever. He could do all these 24-hour shifts. I leave for a spot. They treat me like I'm Casey Anthony. So it's like...

Well, that it would originate in Sweden because they're just so fucking liberal there. So it's like that's what happens. That's what they'll try out. It's like this is what we'll try out the liberal idea. And if it takes flight, it'll move over to like the other Scandinavian countries, then make its way here. Yeah. Like that's, that's where you debut it.

Well, that it would originate in Sweden because they're just so fucking liberal there. So it's like that's what happens. That's what they'll try out. It's like this is what we'll try out the liberal idea. And if it takes flight, it'll move over to like the other Scandinavian countries, then make its way here. Yeah. Like that's, that's where you debut it.

Yeah, I think, you know, a lot of people, they identify as what their job is. Yeah. They're like, that's how they describe themselves. I'm a this.

Yeah, I think, you know, a lot of people, they identify as what their job is. Yeah. They're like, that's how they describe themselves. I'm a this.

But what if there's a shady, what if there's a prenup, and the marriage doesn't work out? Then you're kind of just like,

But what if there's a shady, what if there's a prenup, and the marriage doesn't work out? Then you're kind of just like,

relying on him forever that's true that's true then he can like take your cell phone and like get into there's there are those guys who do that yeah that makes sense that does make sense i think it's good to have your own thing you know yeah i'm more attracted to women who have their own thing going on i like soft light i like soft girls you want a girl just waits for you waits yeah no i don't i don't care if a woman works i don't care it is uh

relying on him forever that's true that's true then he can like take your cell phone and like get into there's there are those guys who do that yeah that makes sense that does make sense i think it's good to have your own thing you know yeah i'm more attracted to women who have their own thing going on i like soft light i like soft girls you want a girl just waits for you waits yeah no i don't i don't care if a woman works i don't care it is uh

Yeah. No, I don't. I don't think that way.