Sam Morril

This guy was a hothead, dude. That scares me, that there's a dude that big who's kind of, I don't want to say a bully, but... I had one that bullied me one time on a flight.

That's not a cool request.

That's not a cool request.

That's not a cool request.

That sucks. I've told this one before, too, but this is Gary Veeder, who I tour with. We were open micers together. We go back like that. And we were leaving Columbus, Ohio once. And as we're leaving, there was a woman just berating the TSA agent at like, I don't know, 8 a.m. So we're like, it's kind of fucked up. Clearly, she was just trying to help. And this woman's just killing her.

That sucks. I've told this one before, too, but this is Gary Veeder, who I tour with. We were open micers together. We go back like that. And we were leaving Columbus, Ohio once. And as we're leaving, there was a woman just berating the TSA agent at like, I don't know, 8 a.m. So we're like, it's kind of fucked up. Clearly, she was just trying to help. And this woman's just killing her.

That sucks. I've told this one before, too, but this is Gary Veeder, who I tour with. We were open micers together. We go back like that. And we were leaving Columbus, Ohio once. And as we're leaving, there was a woman just berating the TSA agent at like, I don't know, 8 a.m. So we're like, it's kind of fucked up. Clearly, she was just trying to help. And this woman's just killing her.

She's got two kids with her. She sucks. And Gary and I are like, at a certain point, we should step in, right? There's been like two minutes of her yelling at a person.

She's got two kids with her. She sucks. And Gary and I are like, at a certain point, we should step in, right? There's been like two minutes of her yelling at a person.

She's got two kids with her. She sucks. And Gary and I are like, at a certain point, we should step in, right? There's been like two minutes of her yelling at a person.

And then I was like, hey, lady, like, enough. You know? She gets it. And she turned like, this has nothing to do with you guys. And I was like, I mean, you're holding up the line, so it kind of does affect us now. And then Gary kind of stepped in. He goes, yeah, lady, you're a nobody. And that's when I was like, I fucking love Gary. You know?

And then I was like, hey, lady, like, enough. You know? She gets it. And she turned like, this has nothing to do with you guys. And I was like, I mean, you're holding up the line, so it kind of does affect us now. And then Gary kind of stepped in. He goes, yeah, lady, you're a nobody. And that's when I was like, I fucking love Gary. You know?

And then I was like, hey, lady, like, enough. You know? She gets it. And she turned like, this has nothing to do with you guys. And I was like, I mean, you're holding up the line, so it kind of does affect us now. And then Gary kind of stepped in. He goes, yeah, lady, you're a nobody. And that's when I was like, I fucking love Gary. You know?

And she looks at Gary and she goes, well, you're short. He's like five, six. And Gary goes, you should see me with my shirt off. And I was like, dude, what are you doing? We're professional comedians. We had her. And you're like, what are you doing? And it woke us up like a jolt of coffee. It's like, how hard can we go in front of our kids? But we were like, we hate this person.

And she looks at Gary and she goes, well, you're short. He's like five, six. And Gary goes, you should see me with my shirt off. And I was like, dude, what are you doing? We're professional comedians. We had her. And you're like, what are you doing? And it woke us up like a jolt of coffee. It's like, how hard can we go in front of our kids? But we were like, we hate this person.

And she looks at Gary and she goes, well, you're short. He's like five, six. And Gary goes, you should see me with my shirt off. And I was like, dude, what are you doing? We're professional comedians. We had her. And you're like, what are you doing? And it woke us up like a jolt of coffee. It's like, how hard can we go in front of our kids? But we were like, we hate this person.

But then she went through angry. And the lady gave us a nod. We're like, all right. Yeah, yeah. It's like, what's the socially acceptable thing? How far can you take it? Because I have the same thing. I talk to Jim Norton about this all the time. Because Jim loves these stories. Of course. Luis Gomez loves these stories. New York is a kind of confrontational city.

But then she went through angry. And the lady gave us a nod. We're like, all right. Yeah, yeah. It's like, what's the socially acceptable thing? How far can you take it? Because I have the same thing. I talk to Jim Norton about this all the time. Because Jim loves these stories. Of course. Luis Gomez loves these stories. New York is a kind of confrontational city.

But then she went through angry. And the lady gave us a nod. We're like, all right. Yeah, yeah. It's like, what's the socially acceptable thing? How far can you take it? Because I have the same thing. I talk to Jim Norton about this all the time. Because Jim loves these stories. Of course. Luis Gomez loves these stories. New York is a kind of confrontational city.

I feel like you kind of have to. But it's kind of friendly, too, because- You live on top of each other. You kind of have to be like, what the fuck?