Sam Morril

If you're mistreated, you do, it's all about control. You want that upper hand back. Yeah. Like, I got basically thrown out of the Van Gogh Museum in Amsterdam. You did? Yeah, it was, I mean, I had already paid and gone and seed it. Seed it. God, I'm a fucking idiot. I should kill myself. I just say, I seed the... What am I, a three-year-old with a coloring book? I hate myself.

If you're mistreated, you do, it's all about control. You want that upper hand back. Yeah. Like, I got basically thrown out of the Van Gogh Museum in Amsterdam. You did? Yeah, it was, I mean, I had already paid and gone and seed it. Seed it. God, I'm a fucking idiot. I should kill myself. I just say, I seed the... What am I, a three-year-old with a coloring book? I hate myself.

If you're mistreated, you do, it's all about control. You want that upper hand back. Yeah. Like, I got basically thrown out of the Van Gogh Museum in Amsterdam. You did? Yeah, it was, I mean, I had already paid and gone and seed it. Seed it. God, I'm a fucking idiot. I should kill myself. I just say, I seed the... What am I, a three-year-old with a coloring book? I hate myself.

What did you seed there? I seed some art. Yeah? It was cool art. God. No, we saw the exhibit and it's amazing. It's so cool. It was right before I got turned away from the Anne Frank exhibit. So that's a hard ticket, by the way. Is it? It's a hard ticket. They don't let you in. You know what she really do? She didn't do much.

What did you seed there? I seed some art. Yeah? It was cool art. God. No, we saw the exhibit and it's amazing. It's so cool. It was right before I got turned away from the Anne Frank exhibit. So that's a hard ticket, by the way. Is it? It's a hard ticket. They don't let you in. You know what she really do? She didn't do much.

What did you seed there? I seed some art. Yeah? It was cool art. God. No, we saw the exhibit and it's amazing. It's so cool. It was right before I got turned away from the Anne Frank exhibit. So that's a hard ticket, by the way. Is it? It's a hard ticket. They don't let you in. You know what she really do? She didn't do much.

We, uh, we'd already, uh, seed the exhibit. And, uh, after we saw it, it's, it's like torrential downpour. So I'm just waiting for an Uber, you know, and it's taking forever because there's so much traffic, you know, narrow, narrow roads. And, uh, and we're just like waiting in the little doorway. And this guy walks up to us, he goes, you gotta wait outside.

We, uh, we'd already, uh, seed the exhibit. And, uh, after we saw it, it's, it's like torrential downpour. So I'm just waiting for an Uber, you know, and it's taking forever because there's so much traffic, you know, narrow, narrow roads. And, uh, and we're just like waiting in the little doorway. And this guy walks up to us, he goes, you gotta wait outside.

We, uh, we'd already, uh, seed the exhibit. And, uh, after we saw it, it's, it's like torrential downpour. So I'm just waiting for an Uber, you know, and it's taking forever because there's so much traffic, you know, narrow, narrow roads. And, uh, and we're just like waiting in the little doorway. And this guy walks up to us, he goes, you gotta wait outside.

And I'm like, oh, we're just gonna be a minute. It's just waiting for the car, it's raining so hard. And he was just like, I don't care. You can't just like wait here. And we're bothering no one. I was like, come on, man. Like, we're just gonna be like a minute. And he goes, okay. And he walks away. He gets another security guard to get rid of us. And I was like, what are you doing?

And I'm like, oh, we're just gonna be a minute. It's just waiting for the car, it's raining so hard. And he was just like, I don't care. You can't just like wait here. And we're bothering no one. I was like, come on, man. Like, we're just gonna be like a minute. And he goes, okay. And he walks away. He gets another security guard to get rid of us. And I was like, what are you doing?

And I'm like, oh, we're just gonna be a minute. It's just waiting for the car, it's raining so hard. And he was just like, I don't care. You can't just like wait here. And we're bothering no one. I was like, come on, man. Like, we're just gonna be like a minute. And he goes, okay. And he walks away. He gets another security guard to get rid of us. And I was like, what are you doing?

And I shouldn't have done this, but I sound like a dick here. But he was throwing us into the rain. We were about to get soaked. So I was like, I'm going to get a fuck you in there too. So I was like, I go, well, you're a midget. And he was really short. I did what the lady did to Gary. I'm aware of how shitty this is. And he was like, he goes, bye bye.

And I shouldn't have done this, but I sound like a dick here. But he was throwing us into the rain. We were about to get soaked. So I was like, I'm going to get a fuck you in there too. So I was like, I go, well, you're a midget. And he was really short. I did what the lady did to Gary. I'm aware of how shitty this is. And he was like, he goes, bye bye.

And I shouldn't have done this, but I sound like a dick here. But he was throwing us into the rain. We were about to get soaked. So I was like, I'm going to get a fuck you in there too. So I was like, I go, well, you're a midget. And he was really short. I did what the lady did to Gary. I'm aware of how shitty this is. And he was like, he goes, bye bye.

And we're in the rain and we're just getting soaked. And we're looking at him and he just starts waving. And I got nothing. All I could hit him back with is, you're so little.

And we're in the rain and we're just getting soaked. And we're looking at him and he just starts waving. And I got nothing. All I could hit him back with is, you're so little.

And we're in the rain and we're just getting soaked. And we're looking at him and he just starts waving. And I got nothing. All I could hit him back with is, you're so little.

But I got soaked, so he did win.

But I got soaked, so he did win.