Sam Morril

But, yeah, so that joke got a big bang.

That's good stuff.

Yes, although suicide rate is quite high in Hawaii.

Is it?

Yeah, believe it or not.

No kidding.

Yeah, you know why?

Because if you live in Hawaii and you're depressed, you're like, well, I got nowhere to go from here.

You know what I mean?

Like, this is it.

This is the happiest place on earth, and I can't be happy here?

I'm fucked.

exactly there's no way for you to do the where do you go from there it's only down yeah i went to maui did some shows unbelievably beautiful the air it's not hot it's not cold it's just perfect the air tastes good it's wet but the locals there are the toughest people i've ever met in my life i saw a fist fight between a white guy and a hawaiian guy best fight i've ever seen throwing each other through fucking windows and shit crazy and we all jumped off a cliff just you know

couple of honks to get away yeah just being silly jumping in the water and then you walk out in the sand go back up the mountain and jump off the cliff again the local guys would climb the cliff i'm talking wet rock climbing and then they would do like eight backflips off and we were like ah good to meet you

You know, and I was like scared to jump off.

I had floaties on.

Yeah, I'm not about that.

Oh, really?

No.

Oh, yeah, it's crazy.