Sam Morril

This was, like, on the weekend.

At, like, 1 in the morning.

I meet him outside.

I give him the whatever.

And then he calls me, like, 10 minutes later.

He's like, hey, this doesn't look good.

like the amount i paid for i'm shitting bricks i don't have a scale i'm in eighth grade i don't know what a gram is you're in remedial math true so i'm like yeah this looks like a gram so he calls me he's like yeah this doesn't look like a proper amount he's outside with three other dudes i'm like i here's just a handful the same guy that stole money from right yeah i was just so nervous i was like i think it might be the worst i'm too jewish to be a drug dealer i think

I played a lot of paintball growing up, and those bags, we had these giant duffel bags, and it just smelled like sweat.

And I would just hide it under the paintballs.

San Diego?

Close enough.

All right.

I grew up like an hour outside of L.A.

You ever done Oxnard or something like that?

Yeah, yeah.

Over there.

That was my adrenaline.

That was like my dirt bike.

Now the kids are ducking in schools for different reasons, unfortunately.

It's true.