Sam Morril
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Podcast Appearances
And you know what's even sadder?
When I was broke, I would eat the comedy club condo food because they would always have a guy left food in there and I would eat all of it.
Because I was so broke.
I was like, oh, there's a free... That there is the cure for COVID.
Get that in your system.
Get that up in you.
Well, there'd be like a box of powdered mashed potatoes.
I was like, I'm making that.
And it was from like, you know, Bill Maher, you know, in 88 or something.
And I would eat it.
Because I was like, oh, I don't have to go buy a food?
This is great.
Never touch the mayonnaise.
Oh, no.
That's sad jizz right there.
Mayonnaise.
Yeah, Pauly Shore was just here.
One time I did an improv in Miami.
They were like, don't sit on that couch seat.