Sam Sanders

I mean, at this point, they're still on the island. So they got to get back.

I mean, at this point, they're still on the island. So they got to get back.

Years ago when I was a breaking news reporter, my newsroom at the time sent me out to hostile environment training where you learn what to do if you're like in some shit. And the only thing I remember is tourniquet.

Years ago when I was a breaking news reporter, my newsroom at the time sent me out to hostile environment training where you learn what to do if you're like in some shit. And the only thing I remember is tourniquet.

So maybe he could have like flipped it up and made it hot again if he ripped his shirt off, showed his muscles and then tourniqueted his leg. That might be hot.

So maybe he could have like flipped it up and made it hot again if he ripped his shirt off, showed his muscles and then tourniqueted his leg. That might be hot.

You know what? Maybe I've got it all wrong. Maybe I need to go to a foreign country, get on a kayak, and wait for a hot man to tourniquet me.

You know what? Maybe I've got it all wrong. Maybe I need to go to a foreign country, get on a kayak, and wait for a hot man to tourniquet me.

What are the Danish girls doing in the midst of all this?

What are the Danish girls doing in the midst of all this?

Wait, really?

Wait, really?

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

No, he probably got an infection.

No, he probably got an infection.

Girl, you can DM on Hostile World?

Girl, you can DM on Hostile World?

Listen, it's like Hipster Tourist Grindr.

Listen, it's like Hipster Tourist Grindr.